5000 year history of imminent apocalypse

[Frontside Back]

Humans are all preppers. Animals better wake up before sun goes boom.

[Hoopla!]

Humans love to have something to look forward to, even if it's the end of the world.

[Frontside Back]

In fact it's one of the most logical things to wish for, you are physically unable to regret it after it's done.

[rong]

is there such a thing as pregret?  is that like dread??

[Hoopla!]

In fact it's one of the most logical things to wish for, you are physically unable to regret it after it's done.

Can't argue with that.

[Doktor Howl]

0/9, for lack of effort.

Back in my day, people WORKED for their trolls.

[Frontside Back]

0/9, for lack of effort.

Back in my day, people WORKED for their trolls.

I apologize, my lifeforce is being sucked out of me to feed the destruction of everything you hold in any significance.

[Doktor Howl]

0/9, for lack of effort.

Back in my day, people WORKED for their trolls.

I apologize, my lifeforce is being sucked out of me to feed the destruction of everything you hold in any significance.

Well, at least you'll die first.

That's worth something.

[Frontside Back]

0/9, for lack of effort.

Back in my day, people WORKED for their trolls.

I apologize, my lifeforce is being sucked out of me to feed the destruction of everything you hold in any significance.

Well, at least you'll die first.

That's worth something.

How much that something is in food coupons?

[Doktor Howl]

0/9, for lack of effort.

Back in my day, people WORKED for their trolls.

I apologize, my lifeforce is being sucked out of me to feed the destruction of everything you hold in any significance.

Well, at least you'll die first.

That's worth something.

How much that something is in food coupons?

You mean dollars?

You don't need an apocalypse to live in hell, dumbass.

[Frontside Back]

0/9, for lack of effort.

Back in my day, people WORKED for their trolls.

I apologize, my lifeforce is being sucked out of me to feed the destruction of everything you hold in any significance.

Well, at least you'll die first.

That's worth something.

How much that something is in food coupons?

You mean dollars?

You don't need an apocalypse to live in hell, dumbass.

And that's why oh so many of us don't give a flying bulldozer.

[chaotic neutral observer]

I apologize, my lifeforce is being drained out of me to feed the destruction of everything you hold in any significance.

In a bizarre incident late yesterday, a young man attacked a local Doktor using a bucket of his own blood.  "That fucker could have destroyed my good shirt", said the Doktor, when asked for comment.  "Blood stains are a bitch to get out.  It's a good thing I was wearing my lab coat."  The alleged assailant later died from blood loss.

[Doktor Howl]

I apologize, my lifeforce is being drained out of me to feed the destruction of everything you hold in any significance.

In a bizarre incident late yesterday, a young man attacked a local Doktor using a bucket of his own blood.  "That fucker could have destroyed my good shirt", said the Doktor, when asked for comment.  "Blood stains are a bitch to get out.  It's a good thing I was wearing my lab coat."  The alleged assailant later died from blood loss Queen Gogira-related causes.

Corrected for historical accuracy.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I HAVE MANY ALIBIS

[Doktor Howl]

I HAVE MANY ALIBIS

So do I, but I am guilty as fuck despite the fact that I wasn't even in the neighborhood when <insert calamity> occurred.  It does not matter that I did not do it; I am guilty regardless.  It's like hyper-Catholicism...I don't necessarily feel guilty, but I am .  Fortunately, under this shallow exterior lies an enormous lack of character, so I don't let my obvious culpability bother me.