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5000 year history of imminent apocalypse

Started by Frontside Back, September 12, 2018, 12:54:54 AM

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Frontside Back

Humans are all preppers. Animals better wake up before sun goes boom.
"I want to be the Borg but I want to do it alone."

hooplala

#1
Humans love to have something to look forward to, even if it's the end of the world.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Frontside Back

In fact it's one of the most logical things to wish for, you are physically unable to regret it after it's done.
"I want to be the Borg but I want to do it alone."

rong

is there such a thing as pregret?  is that like dread??
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

hooplala

Quote from: Frontside Back on September 12, 2018, 01:20:08 AM
In fact it's one of the most logical things to wish for, you are physically unable to regret it after it's done.

Can't argue with that.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

0/9, for lack of effort.

Back in my day, people WORKED for their trolls.
Molon Lube

Frontside Back

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 12, 2018, 03:35:59 AM
0/9, for lack of effort.

Back in my day, people WORKED for their trolls.

I apologize, my lifeforce is being sucked out of me to feed the destruction of everything you hold in any significance.
"I want to be the Borg but I want to do it alone."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Frontside Back on September 12, 2018, 03:52:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 12, 2018, 03:35:59 AM
0/9, for lack of effort.

Back in my day, people WORKED for their trolls.

I apologize, my lifeforce is being sucked out of me to feed the destruction of everything you hold in any significance.

Well, at least you'll die first.

That's worth something.
Molon Lube

Frontside Back

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 12, 2018, 03:54:41 AM
Quote from: Frontside Back on September 12, 2018, 03:52:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 12, 2018, 03:35:59 AM
0/9, for lack of effort.

Back in my day, people WORKED for their trolls.

I apologize, my lifeforce is being sucked out of me to feed the destruction of everything you hold in any significance.

Well, at least you'll die first.

That's worth something.

How much that something is in food coupons?
"I want to be the Borg but I want to do it alone."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Frontside Back on September 12, 2018, 04:01:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 12, 2018, 03:54:41 AM
Quote from: Frontside Back on September 12, 2018, 03:52:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 12, 2018, 03:35:59 AM
0/9, for lack of effort.

Back in my day, people WORKED for their trolls.

I apologize, my lifeforce is being sucked out of me to feed the destruction of everything you hold in any significance.

Well, at least you'll die first.

That's worth something.

How much that something is in food coupons?

You mean dollars?

You don't need an apocalypse to live in hell, dumbass.
Molon Lube

Frontside Back

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 12, 2018, 04:08:19 AM
Quote from: Frontside Back on September 12, 2018, 04:01:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 12, 2018, 03:54:41 AM
Quote from: Frontside Back on September 12, 2018, 03:52:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 12, 2018, 03:35:59 AM
0/9, for lack of effort.

Back in my day, people WORKED for their trolls.

I apologize, my lifeforce is being sucked out of me to feed the destruction of everything you hold in any significance.

Well, at least you'll die first.

That's worth something.

How much that something is in food coupons?

You mean dollars?

You don't need an apocalypse to live in hell, dumbass.

And that's why oh so many of us don't give a flying bulldozer.
"I want to be the Borg but I want to do it alone."

chaotic neutral observer

Quote from: Frontside Back on September 12, 2018, 03:52:31 AM
I apologize, my lifeforce is being drained out of me to feed the destruction of everything you hold in any significance.

In a bizarre incident late yesterday, a young man attacked a local Doktor using a bucket of his own blood.  "That fucker could have destroyed my good shirt", said the Doktor, when asked for comment.  "Blood stains are a bitch to get out.  It's a good thing I was wearing my lab coat."  The alleged assailant later died from blood loss.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on September 12, 2018, 02:12:49 PM
Quote from: Frontside Back on September 12, 2018, 03:52:31 AM
I apologize, my lifeforce is being drained out of me to feed the destruction of everything you hold in any significance.

In a bizarre incident late yesterday, a young man attacked a local Doktor using a bucket of his own blood.  "That fucker could have destroyed my good shirt", said the Doktor, when asked for comment.  "Blood stains are a bitch to get out.  It's a good thing I was wearing my lab coat."  The alleged assailant later died from blood loss Queen Gogira-related causes.


Corrected for historical accuracy.
Molon Lube

Q. G. Pennyworth


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 14, 2018, 06:27:21 PM
I HAVE MANY ALIBIS

So do I, but I am guilty as fuck despite the fact that I wasn't even in the neighborhood when <insert calamity> occurred.  It does not matter that I did not do it; I am guilty regardless.  It's like hyper-Catholicism...I don't necessarily feel guilty, but I am .  Fortunately, under this shallow exterior lies an enormous lack of character, so I don't let my obvious culpability bother me.
Molon Lube