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ITT: Peedee helps Suu pick a nom de plume.
« on: September 28, 2018, 12:44:08 am »
I've been told I should start writing again, because well, A: I should, an B: I have horrible ideas that need to get on paper, but I also don't want to throw my husband's career in the bucket.

I HAVE FAITH THAT YOU ALL WILL GUIDE ME TO CHOOSE THE RIGHT NAME.
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Re: ITT: Peedee helps Suu pick a nom de plume.
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2018, 12:48:10 am »
If the internet has taught me anything it is that:

1) People with anime avatars on Twitter are inevitably Nazis, and
2) You need a proper Roman name for people to take you seriously.

With that in mind, I recommend Miles Gloriosus

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« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2018, 01:09:26 am »
If the internet has taught me anything it is that:

1) People with anime avatars on Twitter are inevitably Nazis, and
2) You need a proper Roman name for people to take you seriously.

With that in mind, I recommend Miles Gloriosus

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Re: ITT: Peedee helps Suu pick a nom de plume.
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2018, 01:07:34 pm »
"Morgan Salamandra" sounds vaguely ominous, with just a hint of flame-proofiness.
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« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2018, 01:24:43 pm »
The recipe for success seems to be two initials and a two-syllable last name.

HP Lovecraft
JK Rowling
CJ Tudor
MJ Arlidge
CS Lewis
ee cummings

(You can make do with a single syllable last name, too, but they're rarer, as in AA Milne and HG Wells)


JS Moroni would make you either popular or hated in Utah.

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Re: ITT: Peedee helps Suu pick a nom de plume.
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2018, 02:02:43 pm »
"Anne Ominous"

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« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2018, 02:13:48 pm »
The recipe for success seems to be two initials and a two-syllable last name.

HP Lovecraft
JK Rowling
CJ Tudor
MJ Arlidge
CS Lewis
ee cummings

(You can make do with a single syllable last name, too, but they're rarer, as in AA Milne and HG Wells)


JS Moroni would make you either popular or hated in Utah.

This was actually on my brain, considering it was done so to be gender neutral in many accounts, because heaven's to murgatroyd wimminz write books.
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« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2018, 02:36:34 pm »
God forbid that women write something other than sappy romance novels.
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« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2018, 04:44:34 pm »
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Re: ITT: Peedee helps Suu pick a nom de plume.
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2018, 05:19:53 pm »
For full internetness, the last name should be spelt "Brony".  Then people aren't even sure in which way they're getting trolled.

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« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2018, 05:23:54 pm »
For full internetness, the last name should be spelt "Brony".  Then people aren't even sure in which way they're getting trolled.

I can add extraneous Y's and make it magyckal: JA Bronye
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« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2018, 05:49:00 pm »
"Bro-nye", because bros?

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« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2018, 06:00:31 pm »
+1 for unexpected Billy Nye reference.

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« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2018, 07:34:17 pm »
"Bro-nye", because bros?

Maybe the first name should be Chad.
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