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DISLIB - the Discordian Library
« on: May 02, 2019, 02:36:52 pm »
These cats are archiving Discordian writings

Eris bless them all (but not more than they can handle)

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Re: DISLIB - the Discordian Library
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2019, 05:15:49 pm »
Gosh, I remember immediately bookmarking that when I found it in some much older thread here. The DISLIB is an amazing place. Not to detract from their amazing, much more extensive, work, but I came across a cute-looking site with a smaller handful of assorted texts and posters.
O, the Frog fell down to Tehran.
To fix the broken hourglass in the sun.
From the gates, to the city, to the market so pretty,
They'd not leave until they were done.

Said the Goddess to the Frog,
"You'd best be moving along."
So sayeth the water, the words of Anahita,
But the Frog just made themselves a bog.

And lo, they said:

"May I have your shoes, miss?
O great Water Goddess,
I've a journey that I need to start."
She responded from her knowing, wise heart.

With this, said the Goddess,
"Go now, take these shoes with."
And covered their webbed feet with glee.
"You'll do good not to disappoint me."

Thank you for completing the free trial. To view the rest of this poem, nag me about it...I might not respond by giving you the rest of it, but when has that ever stopped you?


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Re: DISLIB - the Discordian Library
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2019, 07:31:42 pm »
That's just a proxy to the gopher site. is the main webpage and gopher:// is the actual gopher link. Lastly, the I've got my own proxy running at which is way cool, you know, because it's mine.