News:

It's not laughter if you're just going through the muscle movements you remember from the times you actually gave a fuck.

Main Menu

Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court

Started by Cain, October 02, 2018, 12:20:11 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

Doktor Howl

Quote from: nullified on November 20, 2019, 11:01:47 PM
We'll hear the crack from Boston. It might drown out the hellscreeching of the Green Line.

So we're just gonna all sit here and pretend the purple line isn't the problem?
Molon Lube

altered

WHICH PURPLE LINE???

There are at least twenty!
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: nullified on November 20, 2019, 11:04:04 PM
WHICH PURPLE LINE???

There are at least twenty!

The one that goes to Providence.  For some reason.
Molon Lube

Faust

Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 20, 2019, 10:41:03 PM
It's an annoyance, mostly because I kind of have to leave all the intake business to Cain, whom I imagine has other things that need doing.

But in your own time, Faust, as it is only an annoyance.
Instead of deleting them, banning them works too, if its @viagraspam.com or something can ban with rule *@viagraspam and that will stop any more from there
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Faust on November 20, 2019, 11:50:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 20, 2019, 10:41:03 PM
It's an annoyance, mostly because I kind of have to leave all the intake business to Cain, whom I imagine has other things that need doing.

But in your own time, Faust, as it is only an annoyance.
Instead of deleting them, banning them works too, if its @viagraspam.com or something can ban with rule *@viagraspam and that will stop any more from there

Point.
Molon Lube

altered

#1475
Someone showed me something I didn't want.

https://share.icloud.com/photos/0ZqG9GUsIi5e3PtwSkcsft22g

https://share.icloud.com/photos/0biA2kkWN3UXfjjwVxIZibbSw

Edited to add context so all of you can fucking suffer with me
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

altered

"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

altered

#1479
I really am turning into you, I’m walking in the rain with my ID badge STILL ON, stiff gait, posture like I have a secret and a gun and you’re getting both of them, manic fixed grin plastered on my face like a bad special effect

Edit: I really should have noticed the grin when no one would meet my eyes on the train but instead it took until my face hurt
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

altered

#1480
I'm about to sleep but FIRST!!!!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cqa4_YuQQV8
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0vstF8laYrs
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPIzzY6MZRY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F6EUNKvnqUE

ENJOY MY BRAINDAMAGE SOUNDTRACK I HAVE TO BE PASSED OUT 20 MINUTES AGO

Edit because I missed the most important one

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RZJkRVZbgXg

Stumbo gonna step on the human race good night
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: nullified on November 21, 2019, 02:53:38 AM
I really am turning into you, I'm walking in the rain with my ID badge STILL ON, stiff gait, posture like I have a secret and a gun and you're getting both of them, manic fixed grin plastered on my face like a bad special effect

Edit: I really should have noticed the grin when no one would meet my eyes on the train but instead it took until my face hurt

After a while, your face stops hurting.
Molon Lube

chaotic neutral observer

So, after taking a couple weeks off because I had a sore throat, today I went for another walk down by the river bank during my lunch break.  There was a warm spell a couple days ago, so there are icy patches everywhere, and, naturally, I slip and fall on my butt, and skin my right elbow in the process.

Wait, that doesn't make sense.

It's winter.  I'm wearing a long sleeved shirt, and a medium-weight wool coat over that.  Neither show any sign of damage in the vicinity of my elbow.  I mean, nothing.  No rip, no tear, no signs of wear, not even an indication that the fibers were slightly compressed.  However did I manage to skin my elbow through my coat?

Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

altered

Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on November 21, 2019, 04:32:38 AM
So, after taking a couple weeks off because I had a sore throat, today I went for another walk down by the river bank during my lunch break.  There was a warm spell a couple days ago, so there are icy patches everywhere, and, naturally, I slip and fall on my butt, and skin my right elbow in the process.

Wait, that doesn't make sense.

It's winter.  I'm wearing a long sleeved shirt, and a medium-weight wool coat over that.  Neither show any sign of damage in the vicinity of my elbow.  I mean, nothing.  No rip, no tear, no signs of wear, not even an indication that the fibers were slightly compressed.  However did I manage to skin my elbow through my coat?

The fabric of reality is wearing thin. The fabric of your coat is definitely going to become questionable at some point.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Trivial

Speaking of reality, I somehow missed the fact that Gene Ray died.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.