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Started by Cain, October 02, 2018, 12:20:11 AM

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hooplala

#180
November 28, 2018, 04:14:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 28, 2018, 04:07:29 PM
Doktor Legume from the Church of the Subgenius died yesterday.  :cry:

Fuck. Any details?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

#181
November 28, 2018, 04:21:17 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on November 28, 2018, 04:14:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 28, 2018, 04:07:29 PM
Doktor Legume from the Church of the Subgenius died yesterday.  :cry:

Fuck. Any details?

Stage IV stomach cancer, died in bed with some friends and family around.
Molon Lube

hooplala

#182
November 28, 2018, 04:32:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 28, 2018, 04:21:17 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on November 28, 2018, 04:14:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 28, 2018, 04:07:29 PM
Doktor Legume from the Church of the Subgenius died yesterday.  :cry:

Fuck. Any details?

Stage IV stomach cancer, died in bed with some friends and family around.

Goddamit. Fuck cancer.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Q. G. Pennyworth

#183
November 28, 2018, 08:10:00 PM
Fuck Cancer

Glad your therapist is a good fit, Hoopla

LMNO

#184
November 28, 2018, 08:12:26 PM
Fuck cancer.

Chelagoras The Boulder

#185
December 02, 2018, 12:09:32 AM
Fuck cancer.
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

Trivial

#186
December 04, 2018, 04:40:14 AM
Bought a set of shelves off Amazon through 3rd party vendor.  Got a set delivered from Walmart.  Plus some napkins for some reason.

If someone is trying to be some sort of middleman between Amazon and Walmart, their profit margin per transaction is stupidly low. 
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

chaotic neutral observer

#187
December 04, 2018, 01:08:04 PM
Please refrain from broadcasting seasonal music over your store's PA system.
Christmas music transforms me into a raving maniac, with the insatiable urge to kill.

Excepting "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen".  I like that one.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

hooplala

#188
December 04, 2018, 02:17:12 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on December 04, 2018, 01:08:04 PM
Please refrain from broadcasting seasonal music over your store's PA system.
Christmas music transforms me into a raving maniac, with the insatiable urge to kill.

Excepting "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen".  I like that one.

I am unsure how serious you are about wanting to kill based on hearing seasonal music.

Also, Last Christmas by Wham or GTFO.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

chaotic neutral observer

#189
December 04, 2018, 02:48:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on December 04, 2018, 02:17:12 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on December 04, 2018, 01:08:04 PM
Please refrain from broadcasting seasonal music over your store's PA system.
Christmas music transforms me into a raving maniac, with the insatiable urge to kill.

Excepting "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen".  I like that one.

I am unsure how serious you are about wanting to kill based on hearing seasonal music.
(I deserved that.)
In the interests of public welfare, I do my best to avoid venues where such music may be played, but there is always the risk of ... accidents.

I was in a shopping mall the other day, and my left eye twitched slightly.  No one was injured, thank God.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Cain

#190
December 04, 2018, 03:51:35 PM
Sounds like someone isn't




simply




having




a wonderful Christmas time!

LMNO

#191
December 04, 2018, 03:54:41 PM
:crankey:

chaotic neutral observer

#192
December 06, 2018, 01:07:34 PM
I was in Rona (it's like Home Depot) on Tuesday, and heard a chirping noise.  I looked up, and there were small birds alighting on the trusswork, and hopping around on the top of some shelving (aisle 11, electrical).

I wonder how they got in.  I wonder how this will end.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

hooplala

#193
December 06, 2018, 01:14:59 PM
There is a crack.

There is a crack.

In everything.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

chaotic neutral observer

#194
December 06, 2018, 02:38:36 PM
I will duck-tape the universe, but someone else has to clean up the bird poop.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.
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