Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court

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hooplala

Back in the day if you wanted to fuck with this forum all you had to do was pretend to be Poptard or bring up Libertarianism. Doubt it's that easy anymore.
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Don Coyote

Quote from: Con-troll on February 21, 2019, 08:49:34 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 21, 2019, 06:02:34 AM
Quote from: Con-troll on February 21, 2019, 03:28:58 AM
Technical question:

Is there a way to radically up my posts per second without getting spammy or boring?

y

There was this bdsm-site i singed up for. I tried to induce conversation about an actual, real kink of wanting to roleplay as ancient reptilian warlord, among other things. Now everybody just ignores me and considers me as a troll for trying to make a real contribution for their sexual spectrum.  :lulz:

That's where y'all come in. I feel like I hang out here too much and this forum has fucked up my head. So only logical solution is to fuck up the forums head back.

but y tho

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Con-troll on February 21, 2019, 08:49:34 AM
That's where y'all come in. I feel like I hang out here too much and this forum has fucked up my head. So only logical solution is to fuck up the forums head back.

Let us know how that works out.
Molon Lube

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Quote from: Con-troll on February 21, 2019, 08:49:34 AM
That's where y'all come in. I feel like I hang out here too much and this forum has fucked up my head. So only logical solution is to fuck up the forums head back.

Pretty sure the 90's beat you to the punch

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Quote from: Con-troll on February 21, 2019, 08:49:34 AM
I feel like I hang out here too much and this forum has fucked up my head. So only logical solution is to fuck up the forums head back.

You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?"  Well, do you, punk?
    --Sylvester Stallone, "Sleepless in Seattle"
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LMNO

Quote from: Con-troll on February 21, 2019, 08:49:34 AM
That's where y'all come in. I feel like I hang out here too much and this forum has fucked up my head. So only logical solution is to fuck up the forums head back.

Not for nothing, I do appreciate you letting us know in advance.  I'll go make sure everything is in working order.


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Ok, everything seems to be in working order....




:notnice:


Doktor Howl

Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on February 22, 2019, 12:57:37 PM
Quote from: Con-troll on February 21, 2019, 08:49:34 AM
I feel like I hang out here too much and this forum has fucked up my head. So only logical solution is to fuck up the forums head back.

You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?"  Well, do you, punk?
    --Sylvester Stallone, "Sleepless in Seattle"

:lulz:
Molon Lube

Cain

Quote from: Con-troll on February 21, 2019, 08:49:34 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 21, 2019, 06:02:34 AM
Quote from: Con-troll on February 21, 2019, 03:28:58 AM
Technical question:

Is there a way to radically up my posts per second without getting spammy or boring?

y

There was this bdsm-site i singed up for. I tried to induce conversation about an actual, real kink of wanting to roleplay as ancient reptilian warlord, among other things. Now everybody just ignores me and considers me as a troll for trying to make a real contribution for their sexual spectrum.  :lulz:

That's where y'all come in. I feel like I hang out here too much and this forum has fucked up my head. So only logical solution is to fuck up the forums head back.


Doktor Howl

You know what's discouraging?  The people here to FITE TEH POWAR right now are absolutely indistinguishable from the people who did it in 2006.  There is nothing new under the sun.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

HAVING SAID THAT:  We got 6 inches of snow.  In Tucson.  Well, just North of Tucson.  You know what I mean.  :rogpipe:
Molon Lube

Don Coyote

I got an aunt and uncle who have over a foot out in AZ.

Bruno

We here in Tennessee have got, like, 6 feet of rain or some thang.

Kids are Kayaking on campus.
Formerly something else...

Doktor Howl

So, both the jeep and the toyota having been totaled by Tucson incompetence, I have bought a Lincoln Towncar.

I dare you, Tucson.  I fucking double dog dare you.
Molon Lube

Brother Mythos

Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 26, 2019, 04:05:43 AM
So, both the jeep and the toyota having been totaled by Tucson incompetence, I have bought a Lincoln Towncar.

I dare you, Tucson.  I fucking double dog dare you.

Now, get out there on the highway, play "Ride of the Valkyries" as loud as your eardrums can stand it, and see what that Town Car can do!

Or, if you're in a more mellow mood, "Hot Rod Lincoln" is an excellent choice.

FWIW, I went the other way. I traded in my old worse-for-wear-and-tear gray '89 Town Car in for a Jeep Wrangler. I like the Jeep, but I still miss The Dreadnought.
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