Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court

[hooplala]

Back in the day if you wanted to fuck with this forum all you had to do was pretend to be Poptard or bring up Libertarianism. Doubt it's that easy anymore.

[Faust]

I'll be outraged for someone as a sign of appreciation for taking the time to troll us.

[Don Coyote]

Technical question:

Is there a way to radically up my posts per second without getting spammy or boring?

y

There was this bdsm-site i singed up for. I tried to induce conversation about an actual, real kink of wanting to roleplay as ancient reptilian warlord, among other things. Now everybody just ignores me and considers me as a troll for trying to make a real contribution for their sexual spectrum. 

That's where y'all come in. I feel like I hang out here too much and this forum has fucked up my head. So only logical solution is to fuck up the forums head back.

but y tho

[Doktor Howl]

That's where y'all come in. I feel like I hang out here too much and this forum has fucked up my head. So only logical solution is to fuck up the forums head back.

Let us know how that works out.

[P3nT4gR4m]

That's where y'all come in. I feel like I hang out here too much and this forum has fucked up my head. So only logical solution is to fuck up the forums head back.

Pretty sure the 90's beat you to the punch

[chaotic neutral observer]

I feel like I hang out here too much and this forum has fucked up my head. So only logical solution is to fuck up the forums head back.

You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?"  Well, do you, punk?
    --Sylvester Stallone, "Sleepless in Seattle"

[LMNO]

That's where y'all come in. I feel like I hang out here too much and this forum has fucked up my head. So only logical solution is to fuck up the forums head back.

Not for nothing, I do appreciate you letting us know in advance.  I'll go make sure everything is in working order.


























Ok, everything seems to be in working order....

[Doktor Howl]

I feel like I hang out here too much and this forum has fucked up my head. So only logical solution is to fuck up the forums head back.

You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?"  Well, do you, punk?
    --Sylvester Stallone, "Sleepless in Seattle"

[Cain]

Technical question:

Is there a way to radically up my posts per second without getting spammy or boring?

y

There was this bdsm-site i singed up for. I tried to induce conversation about an actual, real kink of wanting to roleplay as ancient reptilian warlord, among other things. Now everybody just ignores me and considers me as a troll for trying to make a real contribution for their sexual spectrum. 

That's where y'all come in. I feel like I hang out here too much and this forum has fucked up my head. So only logical solution is to fuck up the forums head back.

[Doktor Howl]

You know what's discouraging?  The people here to FITE TEH POWAR right now are absolutely indistinguishable from the people who did it in 2006.  There is nothing new under the sun.

[Doktor Howl]

HAVING SAID THAT:  We got 6 inches of snow.  In Tucson.  Well, just North of Tucson.  You know what I mean. 

[Don Coyote]

I got an aunt and uncle who have over a foot out in AZ.

[Bruno]

We here in Tennessee have got, like, 6 feet of rain or some thang.

Kids are Kayaking on campus.

[Doktor Howl]

So, both the jeep and the toyota having been totaled by Tucson incompetence, I have bought a Lincoln Towncar.

I dare you, Tucson.  I fucking double dog dare you.

[Brother Mythos]

So, both the jeep and the toyota having been totaled by Tucson incompetence, I have bought a Lincoln Towncar.

I dare you, Tucson.  I fucking double dog dare you.

Now, get out there on the highway, play "Ride of the Valkyries" as loud as your eardrums can stand it, and see what that Town Car can do!

Or, if you're in a more mellow mood, "Hot Rod Lincoln" is an excellent choice.

FWIW, I went the other way. I traded in my old worse-for-wear-and-tear gray '89 Town Car in for a Jeep Wrangler. I like the Jeep, but I still miss The Dreadnought.