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Started by Cain, October 02, 2018, 12:20:11 AM

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Cain

No more dealing with asshole children, thank god.  Nope, now I'll be dealing with asshole lawyers.

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Brother Mythos

Quote from: Cain on November 08, 2018, 05:11:21 PM
No more dealing with asshole children, thank god.  Nope, now I'll be dealing with asshole lawyers.

Yes. Yes, you will.

I wish you the best of luck, but I advise that you don't stop sending out those CVs just yet.
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Cain

#138
Depending on how this role goes, it may simply be a stopgap measure until I figure out what to do PhD wise.

We'll see.  It does mean not having to dip into the savings to pay for rent though, which is always nice.  Edit: hell, doing my daily commute on the Central Line might be enough to kill my will to live.

Brother Mythos

Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Chelagoras The Boulder

Good to hear about your new job Cain. Happy for you.
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Doktor Howl

It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died.  :cry:
Molon Lube

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 13, 2018, 09:11:41 PM
It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died.  :cry:

Well yeah what did you expect, it's freezing over; you people elected a Democrat.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 14, 2018, 01:45:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 13, 2018, 09:11:41 PM
It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died.  :cry:

Well yeah what did you expect, it's freezing over; you people elected a Democrat.

HI NEW GUY!
Molon Lube

Bruno

Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 13, 2018, 09:11:41 PM
It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died.  :cry:


Geez, doesn't water freeze at, like, 60 degrees, there?
Formerly something else...

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Bruno

Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 14, 2018, 04:21:39 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 14, 2018, 08:48:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 13, 2018, 09:11:41 PM
It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died.  :cry:


Geez, doesn't water freeze at, like, 60 degrees, there?

Water?


It's, uh... It's kind of like unflavored Mountain Dew.

And yes, it's exactly as disgusting as it sounds.
Formerly something else...

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Emo Howard on November 14, 2018, 06:19:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 14, 2018, 04:21:39 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 14, 2018, 08:48:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 13, 2018, 09:11:41 PM
It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died.  :cry:


Geez, doesn't water freeze at, like, 60 degrees, there?

Water?


It's, uh... It's kind of like unflavored Mountain Dew.

And yes, it's exactly as disgusting as it sounds.

Ugh.  So it basically just gets your mouth wet?

I don't need that. I need someone who will play a few bars on a saxophone when I say something clever.
Molon Lube

Bruno

Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 15, 2018, 04:27:29 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 14, 2018, 06:19:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 14, 2018, 04:21:39 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 14, 2018, 08:48:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 13, 2018, 09:11:41 PM
It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died.  :cry:


Geez, doesn't water freeze at, like, 60 degrees, there?

Water?


It's, uh... It's kind of like unflavored Mountain Dew.

And yes, it's exactly as disgusting as it sounds.

Ugh.  So it basically just gets your mouth wet?

I don't need that. I need someone who will play a few bars on a saxophone when I say something clever.

Two words: Saxophone Kazoos.

https://www.amazon.com/Forum-Novelties-Saxophone-Musical-Instrument/dp/B004PT1J1Q/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1542362532&sr=8-1&keywords=saxophone+kazoo

Got one a few years back when I was Sexy Sax Man for Halloween. Can't recommend it highly enough, though i will say the diaphragm will likely suffer a blowout after a few hours of heavy use, but I'm sure you could figure out a way to make replacements.
Formerly something else...

hooplala

I've been known for blowing out some diaphragms in my time.
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