Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court

[Cain]

No more dealing with asshole children, thank god.  Nope, now I'll be dealing with asshole lawyers.

[minuspace]

Hip-hip-hooray!

[Brother Mythos]

No more dealing with asshole children, thank god.  Nope, now I'll be dealing with asshole lawyers.

Yes. Yes, you will.

I wish you the best of luck, but I advise that you don't stop sending out those CVs just yet.

[Cain]

Depending on how this role goes, it may simply be a stopgap measure until I figure out what to do PhD wise.

We'll see.  It does mean not having to dip into the savings to pay for rent though, which is always nice.  Edit: hell, doing my daily commute on the Central Line might be enough to kill my will to live.

[Brother Mythos]

Again, best of luck, and mind the gap.

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

Good to hear about your new job Cain. Happy for you.

[Doktor Howl]

It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died. 

[Eater of Clowns]

It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died. 

Well yeah what did you expect, it's freezing over; you people elected a Democrat.

[Doktor Howl]

It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died. 

Well yeah what did you expect, it's freezing over; you people elected a Democrat.

HI NEW GUY!

[Bruno]

It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died. 

Geez, doesn't water freeze at, like, 60 degrees, there?

[Doktor Howl]

It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died. 

Geez, doesn't water freeze at, like, 60 degrees, there?

Water?

[Bruno]

It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died. 

Geez, doesn't water freeze at, like, 60 degrees, there?

Water?

It's, uh... It's kind of like unflavored Mountain Dew.

And yes, it's exactly as disgusting as it sounds.

[Doktor Howl]

It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died. 

Geez, doesn't water freeze at, like, 60 degrees, there?

Water?

It's, uh... It's kind of like unflavored Mountain Dew.

And yes, it's exactly as disgusting as it sounds.

Ugh.  So it basically just gets your mouth wet?

I don't need that. I need someone who will play a few bars on a saxophone when I say something clever.

[Bruno]

It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died. 

Geez, doesn't water freeze at, like, 60 degrees, there?

Water?

It's, uh... It's kind of like unflavored Mountain Dew.

And yes, it's exactly as disgusting as it sounds.

Ugh.  So it basically just gets your mouth wet?

I don't need that. I need someone who will play a few bars on a saxophone when I say something clever.

Two words: Saxophone Kazoos.

https://www.amazon.com/Forum-Novelties-Saxophone-Musical-Instrument/dp/B004PT1J1Q/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1542362532&sr=8-1&keywords=saxophone+kazoo

Got one a few years back when I was Sexy Sax Man for Halloween. Can't recommend it highly enough, though i will say the diaphragm will likely suffer a blowout after a few hours of heavy use, but I'm sure you could figure out a way to make replacements.

[hooplala]

I’ve been known for blowing out some diaphragms in my time.