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Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court

Started by Cain, October 02, 2018, 12:20:11 AM

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LMNO

#150
November 16, 2018, 01:34:58 PM
I'm somewhat relieved that you got that joke in before I did.

hooplala

#151
November 16, 2018, 04:55:48 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 16, 2018, 01:34:58 PM
I'm somewhat relieved that you got that joke in before I did.

You can't do the heavy lifting all the time.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

LMNO

#152
November 16, 2018, 07:03:25 PM
That's what she said!

hooplala

#153
November 16, 2018, 07:57:33 PM
:lmnuendo:
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Bruno

#154
November 18, 2018, 06:36:43 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on November 16, 2018, 12:59:46 PM
I've been known for blowing out some diaphragms in my time.

Did it make a kazoo sound when you did?
Formerly something else...

Chelagoras The Boulder

#155
November 19, 2018, 03:27:20 AM
I HAVE BEEN IN THE SAME FACEBOOK ARGUMENT ABOUT NANCY PELOSI FOR THE PAST 24 HRS SOMEONE KILL ME.
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

chaotic neutral observer

#156
November 19, 2018, 03:56:13 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 19, 2018, 03:27:20 AM
I HAVE BEEN IN THE SAME FACEBOOK ARGUMENT ABOUT NANCY PELOSI FOR THE PAST 24 HRS SOMEONE KILL ME.
Will it change anything if you win?
If not, take control of the situation, and lose in the most glorious fashion possible.

Lose so that future generations will speak your name in a hushed whisper.  "Never has anyone in the history of the internet lost an argument so spectacularly."

But whatever you do, the important thing is to have a good time doing it.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#157
November 20, 2018, 02:15:38 AM
I picked a fight with the head of security at Boston City Hall today.

altered

#158
November 20, 2018, 03:54:48 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 20, 2018, 02:15:38 AM
I picked a fight with the head of security at Boston City Hall today.

I need to know how that went.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#159
November 20, 2018, 04:06:22 AM
Quote from: nullified on November 20, 2018, 03:54:48 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 20, 2018, 02:15:38 AM
I picked a fight with the head of security at Boston City Hall today.

I need to know how that went.

Honestly it was over really quick. The Boston Public School kids walked out and did a die-in at the Mayor's office and I went with some other folks to support them. The office is right by the elevators, so we were blocking the path, and I said something to the effect of "protests are supposed to be inconvenient" at him. He got all blustery and appealed to his own authority and said he could have me removed from the building, but declined to actually order any such thing when I said I was fine with that.

altered

#160
November 20, 2018, 04:28:16 AM
Excellent job.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Cain

#161
November 20, 2018, 03:00:35 PM
Zuckerberg has fantastically broken Facebook, in case if anyone is wondering if it's just their connection.

Trivial

#162
November 20, 2018, 03:28:34 PM
Coworker discovered that there's slashfic written about her involving her job here.  She's a tech support person too.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Cain

#163
November 20, 2018, 04:19:32 PM
So, HR is going to have a fun day, at least.

Trivial

#164
November 20, 2018, 04:24:44 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 20, 2018, 04:19:32 PM
So, HR is going to have a fun day, at least.

Well, it's clients writing it.  They really like her disembodied voice.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.
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