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Started by Cain, October 02, 2018, 12:20:11 AM

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Q. G. Pennyworth


Cain


Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

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Also interested in hearing QGP's current status.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 20, 2019, 04:11:06 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on January 19, 2019, 08:32:02 PM
not arrested not dead

Any fun stories?

About 13-20 alt right fuckwits beat us to the common and were established very close to the stage before we got there. The stage was extremely loud so there wasn't a ton of back and forth during the actual program, but they tried to chant over the speakers. Fun fact: "booger people" maps well to "build the wall" which is great when you're trying to muddle someone else's chant.

The main body of the women's march left and it was just the Nazis behind their police barricade and antifa behind another police line and me and like five other people in the middle. I led some chants, which is a dumb thing to do on a sore throat. As the idiots were being escorted to the trains, one of the antifa kids did something to catch a case and everything got real fucking tense. Black bloc lined up linked elbows and the cops blocked off the entire width of the street (which involved some yelling at me for being offsides) and nobody was saying anything so I marched up and down the line getting people to yell. There's video. Then cop cars appeared at the bottom of the hill and my spider sense went off, so I Jason Bourne'd the fuck outta dodge.

Afterward I checked the bars the idiots usually frequent, but they weren't at either. It probably was unwise to check by myself, but I still had some crazy left.

There's video of some of it, if people want to see. Only one arrest.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on January 20, 2019, 06:49:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 20, 2019, 04:11:06 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on January 19, 2019, 08:32:02 PM
not arrested not dead

Any fun stories?

About 13-20 alt right fuckwits beat us to the common and were established very close to the stage before we got there. The stage was extremely loud so there wasn't a ton of back and forth during the actual program, but they tried to chant over the speakers. Fun fact: "booger people" maps well to "build the wall" which is great when you're trying to muddle someone else's chant.

The main body of the women's march left and it was just the Nazis behind their police barricade and antifa behind another police line and me and like five other people in the middle. I led some chants, which is a dumb thing to do on a sore throat. As the idiots were being escorted to the trains, one of the antifa kids did something to catch a case and everything got real fucking tense. Black bloc lined up linked elbows and the cops blocked off the entire width of the street (which involved some yelling at me for being offsides) and nobody was saying anything so I marched up and down the line getting people to yell. There's video. Then cop cars appeared at the bottom of the hill and my spider sense went off, so I Jason Bourne'd the fuck outta dodge.

Afterward I checked the bars the idiots usually frequent, but they weren't at either. It probably was unwise to check by myself, but I still had some crazy left.

There's video of some of it, if people want to see. Only one arrest.

I would like to see it.

You're my hero.
Molon Lube

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Glad to hear you raised some hell and made it out legally and physically intact.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#277
hxxps://www.facebook.com/mikegamms/videos/10110591424157969/?__tn__=%2CdlC-R&eid=ARC5LImmDdQosvxhVc2X3ETxbTsAmfjeVMv4qGbqlO0Cp7EH7s7ImRkrVIra-w6Xj-hi9TYAryg4ZFgc&hc_ref=ARRlIM73UlN6r6pbHIpBPkPpQVVGAygYmjkvMc6C_h1SnBmCOwVy54L8e-w2JWgIwyE around 2:30 and then the Jason Bourneing


hxxps://www.facebook.com/athiest/videos/10218900485365740 around 14:00 or so it gets interesting, they split antifa from the idiots and I avoid getting trapped behind the barricade because I'm not an idiot. Later I'mleading the "whose streets?" and you can hear my voice crack. There's also a Jesus Centrist.

Junkenstien

Also not arrested or dead. Pushing some possibly ethical boundaries of what can be deemed "work". Probably too good to last, but it's been a while now...

Glad to see the usual fucks are/ aren't alive.

LMNO

Glad to see you're still walking the earth.

Cain

Been told to stop making people feel bad by coming in too early.  At least until my probation period is over.

I mean, it wasn't really by choice, it was because the central line was so terrible.  But OK.

In other news, I know more about mergers and acquisitions than I ever wanted.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on January 24, 2019, 09:31:15 PM

In other news, I know more about mergers and acquisitions than I ever wanted.

PREACH
Molon Lube

Cain

Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 24, 2019, 10:47:04 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 24, 2019, 09:31:15 PM

In other news, I know more about mergers and acquisitions than I ever wanted.

PREACH

Ah it's more after action reports, picking over the carcass of the deals and criticising those involved for incorrect form.

Still more than I ever cared to know.

chaotic neutral observer

Yesterday I was in a meat shop, and on a whim, picked up something called "Biltong", not knowing what it was.

It's a South African proto-jerky.  But rather than being cut in thin strips, like conventional jerky, it's quite thick.  It's also so tough that I had difficulty cutting off a piece with a steak knife, and expect that a hacksaw might have been more effective.  Actually consuming said comestible left my jaw muscles quite fatigued.

Nice flavour, though.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Trivial

#284
Friend of mine was asking for money for a mission trip to evangelize to the heathen country of Finland...

Issues::

1) They're already mostly some flavor of Christian.
2) This time of the year it's dark and they're drunk.

At least this is what my Finnish co-worker told me.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.