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Started by Cain, October 02, 2018, 12:20:11 AM

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hooplala

Quote from: Juana on September 10, 2019, 07:31:54 PM
I am genuinely baffled. Have they not watched what he's done? Is owning the libs or whatever nonsense is driving them really worth that?


On a lighter note, I'm super pleased to be subbing for the teacher I'm covering for until Thursday. I know literally all his kids very well and they're a fucking delight.

They hate what he's doing. The carbon tax alone makes them apoplectic.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

Cain,

We have another spam bot with a convenient email address in the waiting room.
Molon Lube

Cain


The Wizard Joseph

Seems I've managed to fall upstairs this time. I've gotten a job basically making Servo motors for things that fly and go boom for the government. There was a time when doing this would have given me an ethical conundrum, but now as an older man I have no such concerns about putting my skills to the war machine for reasonably good pay. Much about the job will be new to me as it's not Electronics per se, but I look forward to the challenge and will basically be getting paid to learn. I'm very excited and realize that I am also very fortunate indeed to have found such an opportunity through a good friend.

There's a part of me that thinks that I am not in fact one of the good guys. Not sure that I ever was, but I am definitely down for a good time while I'm here on Earth. For me a good time in part means using some of my newfound resources for shenanigans political and otherwise. I intend to support Q.G. to this end.  I will also break a little bit off for PD. Not just because I use the Forum but because having the PD freely available online seems to me an important symbolic and spiritual gesture.

The position I've taken will likely involve a lot of overtime and I have a 45 minute commute, so I'm basically dedicating a huge chunk of my life to this and wish to use the resources as I see fit. I see fit to give about 5% to what discordia means to me. I've never been one to tithe regularly, but I'm only giving half of what YHVH would Allegedly ask. I may not ever be on the front lines of a protest, But I can Harvest resources and support those that are. In the end Logistics is one of the most important factors in a war, And like it or not I am at war. I'm not an idealist and I'm a dirty fighter. I throw my lot in with discordia. We shall see what comes of it.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 13, 2019, 11:46:13 AM
Seems I've managed to fall upstairs this time. I've gotten a job basically making Servo motors for things that fly and go boom for the government. There was a time when doing this would have given me an ethical conundrum,

I am currently being shamed by some friends on FB for this kinda shit, and I'm like "This was me all along."

All humans must be destroyed.
Molon Lube

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2019, 02:22:36 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 13, 2019, 11:46:13 AM
Seems I've managed to fall upstairs this time. I've gotten a job basically making Servo motors for things that fly and go boom for the government. There was a time when doing this would have given me an ethical conundrum,

I am currently being shamed by some friends on FB for this kinda shit, and I'm like "This was me all along."

All humans must be destroyed.

It took a fair amount of therapy, meditation, and some martial arts practice for me to come to terms with my destructive side and stop guiltily internalizing it to the detriment of my mental health.

You see I'm just as destructive as any other of the mad primates on this planet, I'm just not REPRESSING anymore like the others. This may make me a social pariah among idealists seeking 'peace', but fuck them. I'm healthier this way. Why self destruct when you can just destroy instead?

All humans WILL die
And Who am I
To play the preserver?
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Fujikoma

#1086
I recently met a young woman I think can tolerate me who drives me crazy. Hopefully this turns out well. To be honest I thought it was impossible, turns out I just hadn't stumbled around an unexpected corner and run into a specific sort of person yet... and it's probably good I hadn't, because if idiot younger me had, they'd have fucked it all up, somehow.

EDIT: Idiot younger me would've definitely fucked it up, and idiot current me still has to be wary of fucking it up.

Al Qədic

Searched for random things in here on a whim just now, noticed podcast recommendations a few dozen pages back;


The Bright Sessions is a recently-ish concluded podcast about a psychiatrist treating teens and adults whose maladies happen to be superpowers and various supernatural abilities combined with actual mental health issues (spontaneous time travel brought on by anxiety attacks, empathic abilities with a healthy dose of sensory issues, good ol' psychopathy with a hint of mind-control, etc.)


Ars Paradoxica revolves around the spoopy and mysterious Philadelphia Experiment, where a government project trying to cloak a battleship with scientism in the midst of WWII ends up being interrupted by another science mishap in the 2XXX's, wherein our main character gets teleported to the U.S.S. Eldridge, gets recruited by the feds, ends up on a research team out in the desert to rival the one that actually made The Bomb, and has to deal with temporal shenanigans as a result of her own displacement. Also the government quickly learns to weaponize said shenanigans, so there are neat butterfly effect things in place. Haven't caught up with it myself yet (been busy, and some of the secret codes at the end of episodes have me stumped for the time being). Has some of the same voice actors as Bright Sessions, iirc.


Also hi all. Feels like it's been a while since I've been in the swing of things. Scholarships and the inevitable bugbears and growing pains of the start of transition have been fun hurdles to surmount.
There is no reason to,
Be ashamed of poetry. It,
Is natural. But you should,
Still do it in private,
And wash your hands afterward.

altered

Glad to hear you're okay. And I'm envious about the start of transition thing, I'm still years behind. Good luck with it!
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Al Qədic

Quote from: nullified on September 14, 2019, 04:09:27 PM
Glad to hear you're okay. And I'm envious about the start of transition thing, I'm still years behind. Good luck with it!
Aw, thanks Null~  :)  I'm not on hormones yet (far from it at this rate, we'll see). But yeah, just two meetings in with the psych person who's supposed to validate my trans-ness and help get me the referrals I need to get to endo and whatnot. Instead of that I've been met with the brick wall that is psych person not Doing It Right and assuming that non-crippling dysphoria and a lack of hate for my dick clearly means that I'm just non-binary and not a lady.


So yeah, they've already gotten a little letter from me (and their supervisor will get a copy too once I can figure out how to contact him), and I'll be looking for someone else to handle that side of medical bureaucracy in their stead.


In other related news, the trans support groups I've been attending (both in and outside of my health care provider) have been real neat. I learned that trans guys have their dicks not just constructed from arm skin, but they actually build it on the arm, create the necessary blood flow for the tissue to survive, and then they relocate it to the groin.


What a weird medical world we live in.
There is no reason to,
Be ashamed of poetry. It,
Is natural. But you should,
Still do it in private,
And wash your hands afterward.

altered

Medical science is crazy. A few years back a replacement eye was made from a wad of meat and a tooth. I'm not joking.

It looked like Resident Evil and gave about the same visual acuity as the artificial options currently available, but those options took decades and this was an experimental first time thing. So given a few decades and some dedicated people, meaty tooth eyes might be the thing, and you'd never know, and that's fucking awesome.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Al Qədic

Quote from: nullified on September 14, 2019, 06:39:44 PM
Medical science is crazy. A few years back a replacement eye was made from a wad of meat and a tooth. I'm not joking.

It looked like Resident Evil and gave about the same visual acuity as the artificial options currently available, but those options took decades and this was an experimental first time thing. So given a few decades and some dedicated people, meaty tooth eyes might be the thing, and you'd never know, and that's fucking awesome.
My brain just misread "tooth" as "toothpick"...and either way, that is fucking awesome. :lulz:
There is no reason to,
Be ashamed of poetry. It,
Is natural. But you should,
Still do it in private,
And wash your hands afterward.

P3nT4gR4m

I demand meaty tooth eyes and I demand them right fucking now!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 14, 2019, 10:26:11 PM
I demand meaty tooth eyes and I demand them right fucking now!

You should grow them on your arm. Along with a penis.

Combine the two and men will at long last have an answer to vaginal dentata.

Al Qədic

Quote from: Cain on September 14, 2019, 10:53:31 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 14, 2019, 10:26:11 PM
I demand meaty tooth eyes and I demand them right fucking now!

You should grow them on your arm. Along with a penis.

Combine the two and men will at long last have an answer to vaginal dentata.
Meat teeth and arm dicks? That's way too much effort for a male vagina dentata equivalent. Steal the obsidian teeth from the vagina of the Maori night goddess who killed Maui...then build an arm dick! :lulz:
There is no reason to,
Be ashamed of poetry. It,
Is natural. But you should,
Still do it in private,
And wash your hands afterward.