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ATTN: Chaotic Neutral Observer

Started by hooplala, October 10, 2018, 07:57:34 PM

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hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

hooplala

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2018, 08:26:53 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on October 10, 2018, 07:57:34 PM
what part of Canada are you in?

Canada has parts?

Sure, the cold part, the really cold part, the empty part, the French part, and the Hamilton part.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Cain

I always thought Canada was just a part of America.

hooplala

There ain't no one for to give you no pain.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2018, 09:26:06 PM
I always thought Canada was just a part of America.

Just the Hamilton part.  It's like part of upstate New York broke off and drifted in.  Then it got polar bear poo on it and NY doesn't want it back.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Hoopla! on October 10, 2018, 08:34:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2018, 08:26:53 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on October 10, 2018, 07:57:34 PM
what part of Canada are you in?

Canada has parts?

Sure, the cold part, the really cold part, the empty part, the French part, and the Hamilton part.

Narrator:  "But that was only two parts."
Molon Lube

hooplala

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2018, 10:28:23 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on October 10, 2018, 08:34:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2018, 08:26:53 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on October 10, 2018, 07:57:34 PM
what part of Canada are you in?

Canada has parts?

Sure, the cold part, the really cold part, the empty part, the French part, and the Hamilton part.

Narrator:  "But that was only two parts."

:lulz:
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

chaotic neutral observer

Quote from: Hoopla! on October 10, 2018, 07:57:34 PM
what part of Canada are you in?

I'm from the flat, uninhabitable empty part.  Saskatoon.

Are you just curious, or should I release the hounds and arm the point-defences?
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

hooplala

Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 10, 2018, 11:15:15 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on October 10, 2018, 07:57:34 PM
what part of Canada are you in?

I'm from the flat, uninhabitable empty part.  Saskatoon.

Are you just curious, or should I release the hounds and arm the point-defences?

Both.

I live in the center of the universe.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

chaotic neutral observer

Quote from: Hoopla! on October 10, 2018, 11:16:00 PM
Both.

I live in the center of the universe.
So, probably Toronto, but possibly Montreal or Vancouver.

Unless we go all cosmological and say that everywhere is the centre of the universe.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

hooplala

Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 10, 2018, 11:27:45 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on October 10, 2018, 11:16:00 PM
Both.

I live in the center of the universe.
So, probably Toronto, but possibly Montreal or Vancouver.

Unless we go all cosmological and say that everywhere is the centre of the universe.

Yes.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 10, 2018, 11:27:45 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on October 10, 2018, 11:16:00 PM
Both.

I live in the center of the universe.
So, probably Toronto, but possibly Montreal or Vancouver.

Unless we go all cosmological and say that everywhere is the centre of the universe.

Tucson is the ass.  We have no illusions.
Molon Lube