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Re: Mail bomb speculation thread
« Reply #30 on: October 26, 2018, 02:57:55 pm »
2 new bombs - targeting Cory Booker and James Clapper.
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Re: Mail bomb speculation thread
« Reply #31 on: October 26, 2018, 04:55:09 pm »
They've arrested a 56 year old Florida Man.

Check out his bitchin' ride:

https://boingboing.net/2018/10/26/florida-man-arrested-in-packag.html
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Re: Mail bomb speculation thread
« Reply #32 on: October 26, 2018, 05:02:46 pm »
Wasn’t Florida one of the misspelled words on the packages?
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Re: Mail bomb speculation thread
« Reply #33 on: October 26, 2018, 05:08:23 pm »
I believe you are correct.
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Re: Mail bomb speculation thread
« Reply #34 on: October 26, 2018, 05:09:43 pm »
Oh, Florida... what will we do with you...
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Re: Mail bomb speculation thread
« Reply #35 on: October 26, 2018, 05:17:23 pm »
I thought the correct spelling was Floriduh.

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Re: Mail bomb speculation thread
« Reply #36 on: October 26, 2018, 05:24:34 pm »
They've arrested a 56 year old Florida Man.

Check out his bitchin' ride:

https://boingboing.net/2018/10/26/florida-man-arrested-in-packag.html

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Re: Mail bomb speculation thread
« Reply #37 on: October 26, 2018, 05:27:09 pm »
Oh, Florida... what will we do with you...
Detach it from the mainland and let it float into the sea?
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Re: Mail bomb speculation thread
« Reply #38 on: October 26, 2018, 05:28:13 pm »
Oh, Florids... what will we do with you...

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Re: Mail bomb speculation thread
« Reply #39 on: October 26, 2018, 06:17:43 pm »
Whoever had their money on "memelord QAnon Native American for Trump" go on and collect your winnings.

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Re: Mail bomb speculation thread
« Reply #40 on: October 26, 2018, 06:49:57 pm »
Whoever had their money on "memelord QAnon Native American for Trump" go on and collect your winnings.

Yeah the Native Americans for Trump was a new one for me.
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Re: Mail bomb speculation thread
« Reply #41 on: October 26, 2018, 07:00:59 pm »
Seriously, just look at that sweet ass van.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6321331/Suspected-mail-bomber-identified-Cesar-Altier-Sayoc.html

That guy either owned a very nice printer, or knew someone who did.
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Re: Mail bomb speculation thread
« Reply #42 on: October 26, 2018, 07:13:42 pm »
News sources are suggesting that the bomb maker might not be Native American, but Filipino. I don’t know if I buy that.

I was thinking “one lone knucklehead isn’t likely.” But it seems unlikely someone like this had any pals involved. People with vans like that don’t tend to have friends as crazy as they are.

I’m waiting for the next twist of the false flag narrative where the deep state made a crazy looking right wing van to get a Trump supporter in trouble. Or it was a long con and Sayoc was never right of Mao anyway.
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Re: Mail bomb speculation thread
« Reply #43 on: October 26, 2018, 07:24:59 pm »
I don’t think his race even matters.
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Re: Mail bomb speculation thread
« Reply #44 on: October 26, 2018, 08:24:07 pm »
News sources are suggesting that the bomb maker might not be Native American, but Filipino. I don’t know if I buy that.

I was thinking “one lone knucklehead isn’t likely.” But it seems unlikely someone like this had any pals involved. People with vans like that don’t tend to have friends as crazy as they are.

I’m waiting for the next twist of the false flag narrative where the deep state made a crazy looking right wing van to get a Trump supporter in trouble. Or it was a long con and Sayoc was never right of Mao anyway.

This was too big to have been kept secret by more than one person, in hindsight.
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