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Re: I'm not racist
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2018, 11:48:42 pm »
But if I saw Trump, I'd still throw a rock or a dogshit or something.

Tickets to Trump rallies are free.

I'm just sayin'.
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Re: I'm not racist
« Reply #16 on: November 22, 2018, 04:04:55 am »
I think it’s a bad idea to do anything there unless you are the sort of person who thinks you can “win” a mosh pit.
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Re: I'm not racist
« Reply #17 on: November 22, 2018, 01:12:46 pm »
You can "win" if you bring enough friends.  Although impossible to execute in practice, the idea of a Trump rally attended entirely by his critics appeals to me.
This man lives by his ego.  Can you imagine him being booed continuously at one of his own rallies?

Claiming all the tickets to his rallies online, and then not showing up would be funnier yet (and safer), but apparently they overbook these things, so I'm not sure it's even possible to create a situation where he would be ranting at an empty stadium.
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Re: I'm not racist
« Reply #18 on: November 22, 2018, 02:10:07 pm »
He would never step on stage.
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Re: I'm not racist
« Reply #19 on: November 22, 2018, 02:38:53 pm »
He would never step on stage.
"Speech cancelled due to poor attendance" works for me too.
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