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Erroneous Media Reports About Chickens and Halloween Costumes
« on: October 31, 2018, 10:51:44 pm »
As per the official CDC Newsroom Release:

“Despite news reports to the contrary, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has not warned people against dressing chickens in Halloween costumes.”

Here's the link: https://www.cdc.gov/media/releases/2018/s1025-chicken-halloween.html

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Re: Erroneous Media Reports About Chickens and Halloween Costumes
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2018, 03:45:55 pm »
That's awesome
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