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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #150 on: January 21, 2011, 02:04:31 am »
ON that note, is anything worthy of trolling going on at MW currently? I sorta feel like shitting all over Mem for not being able to make it a year in the service since I am pretty much a  whiny self-entitled product of my culture and I made it 4 years so far with fucked up knees, from basic, plus the shit that was fucked up before I joined.
Why did Memnoch leave the Army? Or didn't he say?

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #151 on: January 21, 2011, 02:36:26 am »
ON that note, is anything worthy of trolling going on at MW currently? I sorta feel like shitting all over Mem for not being able to make it a year in the service since I am pretty much a  whiny self-entitled product of my culture and I made it 4 years so far with fucked up knees, from basic, plus the shit that was fucked up before I joined.
Why did Memnoch leave the Army? Or didn't he say?

If he said why, I never saw it. 
Then it must have been something lulzy, or he'd never stop going on about it.
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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #152 on: January 21, 2011, 02:53:11 am »
ON that note, is anything worthy of trolling going on at MW currently? I sorta feel like shitting all over Mem for not being able to make it a year in the service since I am pretty much a  whiny self-entitled product of my culture and I made it 4 years so far with fucked up knees, from basic, plus the shit that was fucked up before I joined.

Dunno. I'll check in a few mins. Iv'e posted some things to try to get the dogs to bite...
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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #153 on: January 21, 2011, 05:29:29 am »
FUCK YUO GUISE

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #154 on: August 01, 2018, 08:36:48 pm »
ON that note, is anything worthy of trolling going on at MW currently? I sorta feel like shitting all over Mem for not being able to make it a year in the service since I am pretty much a  whiny self-entitled product of my culture and I made it 4 years so far with fucked up knees, from basic, plus the shit that was fucked up before I joined.
Why did Memnoch leave the Army? Or didn't he say?

If he said why, I never saw it. 
Then it must have been something lulzy, or he'd never stop going on about it.

For the record, he peed the bed until they let him leave.

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #155 on: November 17, 2018, 04:02:49 am »
I just got around to reading this thread.

I was under the impression that MysticWicks was long defunct. But, after looking it up, I found there is an amazing amount of activity on that site.

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #156 on: November 17, 2018, 06:38:30 am »
They have a pathetically devoted fanbase, for some reason.

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #157 on: November 18, 2018, 07:27:29 am »
I just got around to reading this thread.

I was under the impression that MysticWicks was long defunct. But, after looking it up, I found there is an amazing amount of activity on that site.

It was offline for a few years.  It came back, and all the scabby losers walked back in like nothing ever happened.

The entire community is sole, tragically-hip1 token conservatives.


1Well, they think they're hip, and isn't that what counts?
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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #158 on: November 18, 2018, 05:20:29 pm »
I just got around to reading this thread.

I was under the impression that MysticWicks was long defunct. But, after looking it up, I found there is an amazing amount of activity on that site.

It was offline for a few years.  It came back, and all the scabby losers walked back in like nothing ever happened.

The entire community is sole, tragically-hip1 token conservatives.


1Well, they think they're hip, and isn't that what counts?

I think the true test is whether or not their “hipness” is getting them laid.

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #159 on: November 18, 2018, 11:04:45 pm »
I just got around to reading this thread.

I was under the impression that MysticWicks was long defunct. But, after looking it up, I found there is an amazing amount of activity on that site.

It was offline for a few years.  It came back, and all the scabby losers walked back in like nothing ever happened.

The entire community is sole, tragically-hip1 token conservatives.


1Well, they think they're hip, and isn't that what counts?

I think the true test is whether or not their “hipness” is getting them laid.

What is the prize of getting laid with pagans?

Oh, right. 
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Dunning-Krueger out of control
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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #160 on: November 18, 2018, 11:05:55 pm »
Bear in mind that when I say "pagans", I don't mean the religion, but rather the sort of people who wear all black at noon in July "casting a circle" in Reid Park.
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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #161 on: November 19, 2018, 07:16:08 am »
Or change into rabbis

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #162 on: November 19, 2018, 04:16:18 pm »
I'd understand the robe people if they did aerobics or yoga. Rituals just make already sacred cabbages tremble from fear.
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