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Started by Cramulus, November 19, 2018, 03:36:51 PM

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I like this, but I would drop the small print on the Trump one.

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Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 20, 2018, 12:03:26 AM
Quote from: Hoopla! on November 19, 2018, 11:18:32 PM
Yes. Howl nailed it.

Let's try to put an end to the rugged individual meme.


Here's the main thing:  The rugged individualist meme - alongside American libertarianism in general - is a perfect extension of logic from an incorrect assumption.  Humans are by nature a cooperative species.  The mistake made by the RI/Libertarian crowd is that they assume that To cooperate with the group is to surrender your identity.

And that last bit is the part we have to attack.

The last bit is either a strawman or a misunderstanding. It's not cooperation that surrenders identity, but assimilation.

All forms of cooperation require some degree of assimilation. To what degree someone must assimilate in order to cooperate, I think, is what the smartest libertarians are wary of.
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

Zenpatista

I've always been bothered by people who declare they did everything themselves. I have probably been guilty of saying it. But I still have a gut instinct to spew at others about how they couldn't possibly have built their empire with their own two hands.

In this light, I submit a bit of a rant:

"We've all heard you talking about how great you are. Bootstrap-puller-upper. You need nothing but a knife to survive.

Well, show us. Demonstrate it. Do. The. Experiment.

You must remember how it started. When your dad drove you through the forest and mocked you for not being able to survive one night in the wild. "If I dropped you off right here, with nothing but your underwear and a pocket knife, how long do you think you'd last?" Well, got an answer yet? When was the last time you tried? You can take it easy on yourself and you don't even have to report the results to anyone. Bring a sleeping bag and some GORP and iodine tabs. I'm curious though, how much fear does just thinking about actually trying that engender in your guts?

Oh, so you're more of an intellectual? You'd make your money in the stock market, if only you had enough seed money? Well Sparky, you can do that experiment too. It doesn't have to be real money. Give yourself whatever you think you need to start. Maybe 1k, 10k, $100,000? Give yourself whatever time you want. Two months, 6 months, two years? It's fake money so just keep track of your buys and sells with a spreadsheet. I want to know - have you actually done it and reduced it to practice? Or are you full of shit?

Oh but you're an artisan? Fine. Give up your day job. Move to a new country. Truly start over. Make your own workshop. Build your own equipment. Trade goods for canvas and mix your own paints. Document the whole thing and sell the movie rights. There are a few people who've done it. I look forward to hearing your story.

But if you haven't done the experiment. Do me a favor? Vote. Pay your taxes. Stop for the school busses. And otherwise - Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

You will note that I don't need to address those that do the experiment. The real world has a way of humbling the prideful. It helps us realize how well we work with others and how much we depend on the kindness and altruism of other bipeds."

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#33
Quote from: Zenpatista on November 26, 2018, 02:11:54 AM
I've always been bothered by people who declare they did everything themselves. I have probably been guilty of saying it. But I still have a gut instinct to spew at others about how they couldn't possibly have built their empire with their own two hands.

In this light, I submit a bit of a rant:

"We've all heard you talking about how great you are. Bootstrap-puller-upper. You need nothing but a knife to survive.

Well, show us. Demonstrate it. Do. The. Experiment.

You must remember how it started. When your dad drove you through the forest and mocked you for not being able to survive one night in the wild. "If I dropped you off right here, with nothing but your underwear and a pocket knife, how long do you think you'd last?" Well, got an answer yet? When was the last time you tried? You can take it easy on yourself and you don't even have to report the results to anyone. Bring a sleeping bag and some GORP and iodine tabs. I'm curious though, how much fear does just thinking about actually trying that engender in your guts?

Oh, so you're more of an intellectual? You'd make your money in the stock market, if only you had enough seed money? Well Sparky, you can do that experiment too. It doesn't have to be real money. Give yourself whatever you think you need to start. Maybe 1k, 10k, $100,000? Give yourself whatever time you want. Two months, 6 months, two years? It's fake money so just keep track of your buys and sells with a spreadsheet. I want to know - have you actually done it and reduced it to practice? Or are you full of shit?

Oh but you're an artisan? Fine. Give up your day job. Move to a new country. Truly start over. Make your own workshop. Build your own equipment. Trade goods for canvas and mix your own paints. Document the whole thing and sell the movie rights. There are a few people who've done it. I look forward to hearing your story.

But if you haven't done the experiment. Do me a favor? Vote. Pay your taxes. Stop for the school busses. And otherwise - Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

You will note that I don't need to address those that do the experiment. The real world has a way of humbling the prideful. It helps us realize how well we work with others and how much we depend on the kindness and altruism of other bipeds."

Good rant indeed.

I have indeed done the experiment (several different ones you've suggested in fact — against my will), and you know what?

There is only one way I have consistently found to end in success. Ask for help and offer it in turn.

I have survived since 2014 doing that, with my only support network being random strangers online. Four years of living the "stranger in a strange land" bit, surviving on good will and good intentions and nothing else, far from home with nowhere to turn but back to the electronic overmind of humanity if something collapses. Nothing to offer but hopes and fishing expeditions in the void in case of emergency.

I'm since convinced that the "self made man" of any stripe, even if false but especially if true, is in fact a failure mode of the human condition.

EDIT: That is to say, a "self made man" is a broken individual in the same way as a serial killer or an incel or a Nazi. They have forsaken their own membership in humanity in the mistaken belief of their own superiority. When you take the humanity out of the human, it's hard to say that you've made a successful human, no matter what acts they go on to perform.

Edit2: forgot the right word
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

LMNO

It sounds to me like the question is, "When did your individualism start?"

Don't know if this is a series of images, a set of short paragraphs, what have you.  Anyway.  With all these scenarios, a small set of cases do not apply, but I feel that's not our target demographic.  There is also a lot of assumed privilege.  I know this.  Finally, I will be using absolutist language, don't @eprime me.

Infant, at mother's breast.  No one could really believe that a baby is a rugged individual.  Almost by definition, and certainly by pragmatic standards, there must be reliance on others.

Child in a library.  No need to keep with the parental archetype at this point.  But a child learns; and more often than not, they learn through the wisdom of others, be it time-imprinting ideas in a book, or another person sharing knowledge.

Young adult in the capitalist system.  They are reliant on bosses to provide money, for stores to provide food, for rentiers to provide shelter.

Middle adult, business owner.   Corporations and government systems provide water/electricity/transportation/infrastructure.  Note that corporations and governments are combined here, as the point is not what structure provides support, only that it is impossible for the individual to thrive without it.

Senior citizen.  Depends on financial institutions and government to provide income/support/stability until death.


Ask the target demographic to point to the place in their lives they ceased being dependent on a larger society for assistance.



Scenarios can be added/adjusted/improved.  Please do so.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Zenpatista on November 26, 2018, 02:11:54 AM
I've always been bothered by people who declare they did everything themselves. I have probably been guilty of saying it. But I still have a gut instinct to spew at others about how they couldn't possibly have built their empire with their own two hands.

In this light, I submit a bit of a rant:

"We've all heard you talking about how great you are. Bootstrap-puller-upper. You need nothing but a knife to survive.

Well, show us. Demonstrate it. Do. The. Experiment.

You must remember how it started. When your dad drove you through the forest and mocked you for not being able to survive one night in the wild. "If I dropped you off right here, with nothing but your underwear and a pocket knife, how long do you think you'd last?" Well, got an answer yet? When was the last time you tried? You can take it easy on yourself and you don't even have to report the results to anyone. Bring a sleeping bag and some GORP and iodine tabs. I'm curious though, how much fear does just thinking about actually trying that engender in your guts?

Oh, so you're more of an intellectual? You'd make your money in the stock market, if only you had enough seed money? Well Sparky, you can do that experiment too. It doesn't have to be real money. Give yourself whatever you think you need to start. Maybe 1k, 10k, $100,000? Give yourself whatever time you want. Two months, 6 months, two years? It's fake money so just keep track of your buys and sells with a spreadsheet. I want to know - have you actually done it and reduced it to practice? Or are you full of shit?

Oh but you're an artisan? Fine. Give up your day job. Move to a new country. Truly start over. Make your own workshop. Build your own equipment. Trade goods for canvas and mix your own paints. Document the whole thing and sell the movie rights. There are a few people who've done it. I look forward to hearing your story.

But if you haven't done the experiment. Do me a favor? Vote. Pay your taxes. Stop for the school busses. And otherwise - Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

You will note that I don't need to address those that do the experiment. The real world has a way of humbling the prideful. It helps us realize how well we work with others and how much we depend on the kindness and altruism of other bipeds."

Boom.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on November 25, 2018, 01:41:37 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 20, 2018, 12:03:26 AM
Quote from: Hoopla! on November 19, 2018, 11:18:32 PM
Yes. Howl nailed it.

Let's try to put an end to the rugged individual meme.


Here's the main thing:  The rugged individualist meme - alongside American libertarianism in general - is a perfect extension of logic from an incorrect assumption.  Humans are by nature a cooperative species.  The mistake made by the RI/Libertarian crowd is that they assume that To cooperate with the group is to surrender your identity.

And that last bit is the part we have to attack.

The last bit is either a strawman or a misunderstanding. It's not cooperation that surrenders identity, but assimilation.

All forms of cooperation require some degree of assimilation. To what degree someone must assimilate in order to cooperate, I think, is what the smartest libertarians are wary of.

We're humans.  You are to some degree part of the pack, or you are driven out of the hunting grounds...Because if you're NOT part of the pack, you are a threat as well as competition.  That's just two million plus years of genes and conditioning.  Arguing against it is fine, you can do that all day, but that is in fact how it works.
Molon Lube

Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 26, 2018, 04:07:45 PM
We're humans.  You are to some degree part of the pack, or you are driven out of the hunting grounds...Because if you're NOT part of the pack, you are a threat as well as competition.  That's just two million plus years of genes and conditioning.  Arguing against it is fine, you can do that all day, but that is in fact how it works.

Maybe. Depends on who you're asking, and also the motives of the person trying to go their own way. Ted Kaczynski preached disengagement from modern society, but even he needed others to disengage with him. He didn't want to be alone out there in the woods, but nobody came to his party so he mail-bombed for attention.

Still, I think there exists a respect and even reverence for those who do become truly self-sustaining. Plus, there's nothing wrong with the goal of being as self-sustaining as possible. There's nothing inherently wrong with keeping societal ties and contracts to a minimum, since obviously not everyone is ever going to do that.
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

The Wizard Joseph

Everything is interdependent, even you.

A lone wolf is a starving wolf,
This goes for humans too.

Independence is a lie.

Help those Others in the world and you will save yourself.

Every tree that stands alone dies alone.

Roots must be interconnected for the branch to flower. You are no different.

Human differences are actually very precious variety.

Nature does not have your best interests at heart.

The heart of a fool says: 'I am all I need.'

The wise see their own security in the well-being of others.

Feed a starving person and the world loses nothing, but we all gain something precious.

Do not turn your back on Humanity. We are all you have.

The devil wants you to be alone so he can talk to you without distraction.

Give mutualism a chance.

Do not be deceived. This world rewards cooperation, not isolation.

Like hypothermia a cold heart needs other's warmth to survive.

Pity the one that does not need friends for Only The Dead Need No One.

Cooperation is the only survival tool you need.

Being alone is just fine, but it's like holding your breath. It can save your life in certain circumstances, but doing it to excess will kill you.

Believe me when I say that the world needs you too.

Sometimes the best thing to do is reach out no matter how difficult it is.

Pride would have you stand alone so that you will topple more readily.

The goodness in the world is like fresh water. If you absorb it it will sustain you. Rejecting it is truly folly.

Never assume you will get what you ask for, but it is worse to assume you won't.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Al Qədic

I like the thought of using the Order of The Occult Hand in some printed media, like posters. For those unaware (can't blame you if you are, this thing's not exactly a time-honored tradition :lulz:), the Order was just a group of journalists that decided to screw with people by including "it was as if an occult hand had..." in their articles, much to the chagrin of their publishers. Apparently they still operate, with a group of them having taken on a new code phrase and carrying on in secret since '06. I dunno. A hint of woo could make some posters pop, but I'm at a loss as to how this might be implemented in a more interesting way.
There is no reason to,
Be ashamed of poetry. It,
Is natural. But you should,
Still do it in private,
And wash your hands afterward.