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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by Doktor Howl, October 13, 2018, 11:25:15 PM

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Doktor Howl

October 13, 2018, 11:25:15 PM
Cramulan thinking and methodology will not help you "hook up".  They will not make you dance better.  They WILL, however, fuck up your skin, make your teeth fall out, make your face curl up like a fist, and cause you to think you have bugs under your skin.

Stick with 'stache.  It's a better high, and it won't make your nose suppurate.
What can we do to help you stop screaming?

Q. G. Pennyworth

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December 06, 2018, 09:16:22 PM
This is great and I wanna steal it but I have to think about how
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