So, there's this room in an Amino app...

[Al Qədic]

Not even sure if this is the right section of the forum buuuut oh well

So I'm on the Pagans & Witches Amino app, and there's a chat room about chaos deities...and they just switched the focus onto Eris for the next few days. I'm tempted to try and convert a few witches to our cause. Thoughts? I know the average religious witch doesn't mesh well with the average irreligious Discordian, but maybe we can come together for the sake of Goddess. At the very least, we could give the app some good traffic. I dunno. I'm rambling now, whee.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Holy Nonsense has a lot of digestible bits for that kind of environment, if you need something as a solo pdf that isn't up already lmk and I'll spin it out for you.

[chaotic neutral observer]

I'm tempted to try and convert a few witches to our cause. Thoughts?

"Our" cause?

Our "cause"?

"Convert"?

Your discordianism...it is not like my discordianism.  That's okay (some even encourage it), but if I find you trying to convert me to things, I'm gonna get real cranky.

I'm fine with you trying to convert me away from things, though.

[Doktor Howl]

Not even sure if this is the right section of the forum buuuut oh well

So I'm on the Pagans & Witches Amino app, and there's a chat room about chaos deities...and they just switched the focus onto Eris for the next few days. I'm tempted to try and convert a few witches to our cause. Thoughts? I know the average religious witch doesn't mesh well with the average irreligious Discordian, but maybe we can come together for the sake of Goddess. At the very least, we could give the app some good traffic. I dunno. I'm rambling now, whee.

Which is "our" cause?

[Cain]

You can bring witches here, sure.  I promise I'll be nice

[Doktor Howl]

You can bring witches here, sure.  I promise I'll be nice

SAME

[The Wizard Joseph]

 

[Doktor Howl]

We have a long tradition of getting along with Pagans. 

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Nothing could possibly go wrong.

[Al Qədic]

Welp...my earlier word choice may have made me sound like a proselytizing Principia thumper. Though I swear I'm not, I think I'm getting this person on the app interested in Eris. Maybe they'll find their way over here some day. If they do; yo, S.S., good to see ya! Step into the Chao, if thou would'st be wise.
https://imgur.com/a/UzyWmgB

[LMNO]

Only if we can both change into rabbis.

[Al Qədic]

Update, I guess.

The room's mod let me ascend my Discordian soapbox and blurb about the history of the Principia, and its parodic and religious aspects...so now we have three people who seem genuinely interested in the Goddess. Now I'm wondering when an astute Hellenic pagan will come in and talk about Eris in such a way that ruins the fun. Greyface would totally have a minion like that, too.

[Doktor Howl]

Update, I guess.

The room's mod let me ascend my Discordian soapbox and blurb about the history of the Principia, and its parodic and religious aspects...so now we have three people who seem genuinely interested in the Goddess. Now I'm wondering when an astute Hellenic pagan will come in and talk about Eris in such a way that ruins the fun. Greyface would totally have a minion like that, too.

The Principia is a great starter kit.

The advanced course is what's going on right now in the USA and the UK.

[Al Qədic]

The advanced course is what's going on right now in the USA and the UK.

So...they're the advanced course that ruin your soul, pride, wallet, and faith in humanity? U.S. and U.K. politics: the new MLM. 

[Doktor Howl]

The advanced course is what's going on right now in the USA and the UK.

So...they're the advanced course that ruin your soul, pride, wallet, and faith in humanity? U.S. and U.K. politics: the new MLM. 

I don't have any of those.  Except the wallet.  For now.