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« on: February 13, 2019, 06:57:10 pm »
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Re: Wyke
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2019, 12:51:12 am »
It's a beautiful poem, but perhaps you could have given it proper attribution.  It is unlikely you are the author, unless you have been dead 33 years.
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Re: Wyke
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2019, 04:59:18 pm »
That's Hedges.

Attribute or face the hammer. 
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Wyke
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2019, 08:18:21 pm »
That's Hedges.

Attribute or face the hammer.

Actually that's Larkin, as people clearly knew.

No one was bothered about the last one. Bit over the top, eh?

Last warning.
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Wyke
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2019, 09:10:56 pm »
That's Hedges.

Attribute or face the hammer.

Actually that's Larkin, as people clearly knew.

I didn't.  I was going to compliment you, until something tripped my suspicions and I googled some of the text.
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Re: Wyke
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2019, 09:56:37 pm »
That's Hedges.

Attribute or face the hammer.

Actually that's Larkin, as people clearly knew.

I didn't.  I was going to compliment you, until something tripped my suspicions and I googled some of the text.
 :kingmeh:

My bad. If I write anything and it sounds good assume someone else wrote it.

It's about a city called Hull that is well worth a visit.

If you didn't write it and you don't attribute it, you are violating one of the only six rules we have.  How is this fucking complicated?
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Wyke
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2019, 10:16:32 pm »
That's Hedges.

Attribute or face the hammer.

Actually that's Larkin, as people clearly knew.

I didn't.  I was going to compliment you, until something tripped my suspicions and I googled some of the text.
 :kingmeh:

My bad. If I write anything and it sounds good assume someone else wrote it.

It's about a city called Hull that is well worth a visit.

If you didn't write it and you don't attribute it, you are violating one of the only six rules we have.  How is this fucking complicated?

You seem very serious.

What are your other rules?

They were on the registration screen.  Your failure to read them is not The Mgt's problem, nor mine.

Your cheerful willingness to put Faust at risk of the insane new intellectual property laws they have in his horrible nation, however, WAS my problem.  Only now it's your problem, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do.
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Wyke
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2019, 01:13:26 pm »
My bad. If I write anything and it sounds good assume someone else wrote it.

We haven't been introduced, so I'll think of you as "prey".
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You will cooperate with the state, for the good of the state and your own survival. You will confess to the crimes of which you have been accused. You will be released and returned to society a productive citizen if you cooperate. Resistance will be punished. Cooperation will be rewarded.   --"Intersections in Real Time"