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Started by Doktor Howl, March 01, 2019, 08:53:02 PM

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Juana

I honestly need her to drop out for realsies tho. She stopped being funny after the whole AIDS thing came out.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Juana on January 03, 2020, 03:52:28 PM
I honestly need her to drop out for realsies tho. She stopped being funny after the whole AIDS thing came out.

Oh, it kept getting funnier, for a given sense of humor.  The primary is a clown car, only it's running people over because it's a Tesla and it's on fire because it's electric.
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Pergamos

So Iowa apparently doesn't know how to use their phones, and all the candidates except Biden seem to be declaring victory...

Doktor Howl

"RESULTS EXPECTED SOON" for the last 13 hours.  :lulz:

Molon Lube

Cain

Yeah. Trialling a new app and reporting system for the Iowa caucases seems like a pretty stupid idea...

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on February 04, 2020, 02:33:10 PM
Yeah. Trialling a new app and reporting system for the Iowa caucases seems like a pretty stupid idea...

It's only going to get dumber, because the democratic party is dumber. 
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Doktor Howl

If you are too stupid to have a backup plan, you're not gonna have a good time.

https://apnews.com/65327a2b9acbc9c903ef7f906bfce1f4
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Cain

Great, hours more of people screaming conspiracy theories.

LMNO

I wish someone would remind them of how well Pokemon Go worked when it was first launched.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on February 04, 2020, 06:14:46 PM
Great, hours more of people screaming conspiracy theories.

I am watching the worst Bernie Bro I know already screeching about how this is all a conspiracy.
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Cramulus

yeah we're in one of those chaotic moments where all the BREAKING NEWS is unreliable

and it's about to get even more confusing



in my youth, I cherished these moments - anything could happen!
now I recognize that anything could happen is usually grim as fuck

The Wizard Joseph

You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl