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Re: UNLIMITED 2020 THREAD
« Reply #615 on: July 09, 2020, 04:16:35 am »
He’s been out of his mind for a while now, I don’t know why you’re surprised.
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« Reply #616 on: July 09, 2020, 04:21:15 am »
Okay but the Elon-Kanye Birthday Party... I can see it, all decked out in Murakami and Jef Koons  :lulz:

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« Reply #617 on: July 09, 2020, 04:53:42 am »
He’s been out of his mind for a while now, I don’t know why you’re surprised.
I'm not surprised. It's still horrormirthy.
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« Reply #618 on: July 09, 2020, 05:22:31 am »
My mistake. I have a high bar for horrormirth these days, and Kanye West fails to meet my standards. He’s just yet another celebrity whose brain has rotted into a deformed turnip that now uses ants instead of neurotransmitters.
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« Reply #619 on: July 09, 2020, 07:56:54 am »

If he wins im moving to China.  :horrormirth:
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« Reply #620 on: July 09, 2020, 09:25:08 am »
I don't think there's any chance in hell that he will win, but I won't be surprised if he's the reason we get four more years of Trump. We seem to be living in the stupidest possible future. Shit, the president we have now is actually worse than the one in Idiocracy. At least he found the smartest guy and let him fix everything. This one thinks he knows more about everything than anybody and actively undermines anyone remotely capable of dealing with the catastrophes he has created.
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« Reply #621 on: July 09, 2020, 09:53:53 am »
Kanye would be the only thing that could potentially steal votes from the kek, god emperor, idiots assuming they vote. Its possibly a good thing.
I would probably prefer kanye to trump. The first lady being the daughter of the lawyer who got oj off seems really weird to me though.
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« Reply #622 on: July 09, 2020, 09:56:07 am »
He is every bit as much a narcissist, but also has the hero complex and as such sweeping gestures would be his thing, when trump discovered the small amount of power he had to execute at whim was the pardons, I could see Kanye doing mass pardons
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« Reply #623 on: July 09, 2020, 01:39:53 pm »
I watched every frame of Kanye's appearance at Joel Osteen's megachurch and WOW it was a fucking RIDE. If you've got 20 minutes to kill, or just need something INSANE in the background, check that out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9dYenI2QOw

Highlights include:

-Kanye is *just* self-aware enough to know how insane he sounds.

-It also kinda felt like the final scene of a prequel movie. Like, Kanye was already off his rocker, but as he shusshed the audience so he could concentrate on letting "god speak through him", I realized that we're literally watching him get even more fucked up in realtime.

-Osteen asks Kanye to talk about what today's youth should be focused on, and Kanye answers by telling a long story about how he got into the music industry and made his first record, and also "all the good musicians and producers serve satan".

@ 11m22s , Osteen asks Kanye to talk about addictions. Kanye just starts rambling, and every 30-40 seconds remembers that he's off prompt and tries to bring it back in.. but fails.

At 12:34, he's really floundering, it sounds exactly like a kid giving a book report on a book he hasn't read.

You gotta watch it all the way til 13:55, when he finally just trails off and the audience claps because it felt like an appropriate moment to clap. Even Osteen is like "...okay?"

-At the end, he's supposed by be leading a prayer, but it quickly dissolves into an award acceptance speech.

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« Reply #624 on: July 09, 2020, 01:41:21 pm »
Hopeful news for progressives - Sanders and Biden created a “unity task force” a few months ago, and have worked out some policies ...

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/democratic-task-forces-send-biden-progressive-policy-roadmap-n1233198

Here is the document - a policy roadmap:

https://joebiden.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/UNITY-TASK-FORCE-RECOMMENDATIONS.pdf

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« Reply #625 on: July 09, 2020, 02:53:00 pm »
Kanye is the sort of person whose hotel room you could fill with tiny speakers to give him ideas.

He's gonna win.
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« Reply #626 on: July 09, 2020, 03:08:24 pm »
I watched every frame of Kanye's appearance at Joel Osteen's megachurch and WOW it was a fucking RIDE. If you've got 20 minutes to kill, or just need something INSANE in the background, check that out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9dYenI2QOw

Highlights include:

-Kanye is *just* self-aware enough to know how insane he sounds.

-It also kinda felt like the final scene of a prequel movie. Like, Kanye was already off his rocker, but as he shusshed the audience so he could concentrate on letting "god speak through him", I realized that we're literally watching him get even more fucked up in realtime.

-Osteen asks Kanye to talk about what today's youth should be focused on, and Kanye answers by telling a long story about how he got into the music industry and made his first record, and also "all the good musicians and producers serve satan".

@ 11m22s , Osteen asks Kanye to talk about addictions. Kanye just starts rambling, and every 30-40 seconds remembers that he's off prompt and tries to bring it back in.. but fails.

At 12:34, he's really floundering, it sounds exactly like a kid giving a book report on a book he hasn't read.

You gotta watch it all the way til 13:55, when he finally just trails off and the audience claps because it felt like an appropriate moment to clap. Even Osteen is like "...okay?"

-At the end, he's supposed by be leading a prayer, but it quickly dissolves into an award acceptance speech.

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« Reply #627 on: July 13, 2020, 03:06:54 pm »
Kanye would bring a touch of hilarity to the proceedings, sure but it's a pipedream at this point. He's never going to knock Trump off the throne. To be fair, it'll be much funnier when Trump gets a second term anyway. The left's histrionic reaction will easily be a thousand times more entertaining than if Kanye got the gig. :lulz:
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« Reply #628 on: July 13, 2020, 03:13:59 pm »
Kanye would bring a touch of hilarity to the proceedings, sure but it's a pipedream at this point. He's never going to knock Trump off the throne. To be fair, it'll be much funnier when Trump gets a second term anyway. The left's histrionic reaction will easily be a thousand times more entertaining than if Kanye got the gig. :lulz:

Kanye is there strictly in an attempt to siphon black voters off of Biden.

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« Reply #629 on: July 13, 2020, 04:11:06 pm »
Does he though? I remember out of horror looking up the voting demographics for who would want to vote trump in and he had a not insignificant support base in the African American community, I remember being surprised by it because I cant see any good reason for a black person to vote for trump other than as a protest vote. It was one of the reasons trump paid off /blackmailed whatever Kanya out of running in 2016, so he wouldn't divert votes from him
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