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Re: Taxonomy Schmaxonomy
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2019, 10:53:11 am »

I exclusively eat the imported krokodile-infused russian meat that they sell at my local mercado... preferably put into a chicharron torta with a diet coke on the side, cause im watching my figure.
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« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2019, 11:19:32 am »
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Re: Taxonomy Schmaxonomy
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2019, 01:39:23 pm »

I exclusively eat the imported krokodile-infused russian meat that they sell at my local mercado... preferably put into a chicharron torta with a diet coke on the side, cause im watching my figure.

SEE, CNO? This is how you eat meat sustainably!
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Re: Taxonomy Schmaxonomy
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2019, 05:30:11 pm »
How long a carnivorous plant has to be without eating to become vegan?
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Re: Taxonomy Schmaxonomy
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2019, 05:48:40 pm »
How long a carnivorous plant has to be without eating to become vegan?

As any vegan will tell you (at length), veganism isn't what you do, it's who you are, man.

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« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2019, 05:59:42 pm »
How long a carnivorous plant has to be without eating to become vegan?

As any vegan will tell you (at length), veganism isn't what you do, it's who you are, man.

This is why if you have to eat an adult human, you might as well go vegan.
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Re: Taxonomy Schmaxonomy
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2019, 06:22:25 pm »
How long a carnivorous plant has to be without eating to become vegan?

As any vegan will tell you (at length), veganism isn't what you do, it's who you are, man.

This is why if you have to eat an adult human, you might as well go vegan.

Dunno about that, as most Vegans become part of the Veganic cult against their will by being born as a poor farmer in a third world country. I'd still rather eat cannibals. For the irony.
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