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Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, May 09, 2019, 07:16:40 PM

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Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 10, 2019, 12:27:58 AM
Quote from: Al Qədic on May 10, 2019, 12:10:31 AM
If you do get on the school committee, I hope someone starts specifically leaving golden apples on your desk/office space. :lulz:

Sadly, this is not a situation that comes with a workspace. In fact, we don't currently have a city hall at all. A couple of buildings in downtown have office space being rented out temporarily for stuff like the Clerk and city council and school committee meetings are all happening in the senior center while a new building is under construction.

Our mayor is possibly the first and only one to run and win on a platform of "I will tear down city hall -- LITERALLY."

Sounds like the only logical next step is to run on a tearing down the school platform.

Also, good going QG!
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"TOTAL DESTRUCTION" is always an excellent campaign slogan.

Always.
Formerly something else...

Al Qədic

Quote from: Emo Howard on May 10, 2019, 07:51:59 PM
"TOTAL DESTRUCTION" is always an excellent campaign slogan.

Always.

Giant Meteor has my vote for 2020. :lulz:
There is no reason to,
Be ashamed of poetry. It,
Is natural. But you should,
Still do it in private,
And wash your hands afterward.

Fujikoma


Bruno

Quote from: Al Qədic on May 10, 2019, 09:10:31 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on May 10, 2019, 07:51:59 PM
"TOTAL DESTRUCTION" is always an excellent campaign slogan.

Always.

Giant Meteor has my vote for 2020. :lulz:

Giant Meteors are inherently foreign by nature. True Americans root for the Yosemite Caldera.
Formerly something else...

Q. G. Pennyworth

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Quote from: Emo Howard on May 11, 2019, 10:45:50 AM
Quote from: Al Qədic on May 10, 2019, 09:10:31 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on May 10, 2019, 07:51:59 PM
"TOTAL DESTRUCTION" is always an excellent campaign slogan.

Always.

Giant Meteor has my vote for 2020. :lulz:

Giant Meteors are inherently foreign by nature. True Americans root for the Yosemite Caldera.

"CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR!" *imagines Yosemite Sam*

Seriously though, that is, the nightmare scenario, and the weirdest thing about it is, it hasn't freaking exploded yet.