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Started by Cramulus, April 18, 2019, 03:53:31 PM

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Cramulus

My current obsession is https://www.cameo.com/

You can pay C/D-list celebrities to record a short video for you. Most of these are birthday greetings and such. A lot of them are amusing just cause these people are clearly hard up for cash, and trying to channel their sincere energy.. to varying degrees of success.

Here's a fav: Wesley Snipes still cashing in on Blade - https://www.cameo.com/v/uulMdnbb6


If you find other good uns, link em here

Cramulus

Garey Busey giving some great advice about riding on planes: https://www.cameo.com/v/e-JKzk4kf

Some guys were having a Biodome watching party on 4/20 and hired Pauly Shore to say hi to them, and he kinda can't remember his lines from the movie: https://www.cameo.com/v/Wo8HcDGoe

Kevin McDonald, of Kids in the Hall, looks like he could really use that $30: https://www.cameo.com/teaguy1


Cramulus

The kid from that internet meme? https://www.cameo.com/gavinthomas -- genuinely looks like he's having the most fun out of anybody on the site

a rapidly decaying Bam Margera https://www.cameo.com/v/Kh17Mg13Q

For $50, Ernie Hudson will put on his Ghostbusters outfit for you: https://www.cameo.com/v/FdW2L-5kB


this site is so depressing

altered

Is this the peak of late-stage capitalism? Has-beens and also-rans whoring their waning pop culture recognition for a pack of smokes and a tank of gas? Or can it get worse before people start to react?

You hear about the gig economy and shit but this takes that and laughs at it. My god.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

LMNO


Cramulus

For $75, we could get Roger Stone to read our Terms of Service out loud. As a service to newbies.

unfortunately, the money would go to Roger Stone. And the biggest drawback is that we'd have Roger Stone reading our forum Terms of Service out loud.

https://www.cameo.com/rogerstone

Cramulus

Contest:

Who is the most depressing presence you can find on the site?


My top pick so far is the guy who played Zordon in the Power Rangers: https://www.cameo.com/the_real_zordon

chaotic neutral observer

They have Kevin Conroy on there.

I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Doktor Howl

Gilbert Godfrey at $150?
Molon Lube

Cramulus

Rod Blagojevich, felon and former governor of illinois...

https://www.cameo.com/rblagojevich



How sad must it be -- to have had so much power, and then to find out your name is worth 3x less than a guy doing impressions of Joe Exotic.


rong

This could be great for job interviews.  "Here's some testimonials - watch these videos"
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Cramulus

My boss is a figure skating super-fan.  Me and my team are throwing in to get him birthday greeting from Nancy Kerrigan. It's gonna blow the top off his gourd.

Cramulus

Rachel Dolezal....?? who the fuck wants a birthday greeting from Rachel Dolezal?!

https://www.cameo.com/racheldolezal




Also, I think every single person who's been on RuPaul's Drag Race is somewhere on this site.

PopeTom

If anyone should be reading the PD terms of service is should be Tommy Chong.

https://www.cameo.com/tommychong
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Faust

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 01, 2020, 04:48:40 PM
Gilbert Godfrey at $150?

Id like to get a quote from him for a dramatic reading of The Parable of the Gong
Sleepless nights at the chateau