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[Doktor Howl]

Gilbert Godfrey at $150?

Id like to get a quote from him for a dramatic reading of The Parable of the Gong

The Sacred Bull

[LMNO]

Also, I think every single person who's been on RuPaul's Drag Race is somewhere on this site.

You mean we can get Bianca Del Rio to read anything we want???

[hooplala]

Bianca is not on there.

I will say this much, my dad turned 81 in May, and lives 2 hours away from me. I don't own a car. He has always been pretty difficult to buy for. One of his favorite musicians is on there for $60. I hired her to speak to him for a couple minutes and he cried because he loved it so much. So, it has its uses.

[Cramulus]

yeah, my team at work threw in, and we got my boss a birthday greeting from his favorite athlete. When we told him what we got him (on a zoom call), his voice went up two octaves, it was adorable.

[Faust]

Gilbert Godfrey at $150?

Id like to get a quote from him for a dramatic reading of The Parable of the Gong

The Sacred Bull

Booked, he may very well reject it, but we'll see

[hooplala]

Oh my fucking god

[Cramulus]

[Faust]

Lets see what he comes back with, he could just tell us to fuck off because most of these videos are <1 minute long and I've requested something closer to a five minute oration.
If he says he'll do it at the higher cost (500$ is listed for the ten minutes zoom), I'd still like to do it, but I might pass around the hat.
Will keep you posted, it says he responds within four days

[Faust]

We only got the first paragraph, but it was like the voice of an angel to my ears

https://www.cameo.com/v/o6prlOXzc

If others want to buy the rest go for it

[Cramulus]

I'm jizzing from my tear-ducts right now

[Cain]

Better than the other way around

[Cramulus]

this is the best thing that has ever happened

[hooplala]

WOW.

DAMN.

[Elder Iptuous]

Hot shit! That's so great

[The Wizard Joseph]

 

... ok. I'm gonna do some pretty shady shit anyway. When I have my cash up I agree to help fund this new ontological terrorist cell. Gilbert is just the beginning. LOTS of different celebs reading excerpts and intentionally disseminated in these dire times would put a whole lot of ERIS in the water pretty quick!