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Started by Cramulus, April 18, 2019, 03:53:31 PM

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My current obsession is

You can pay C/D-list celebrities to record a short video for you. Most of these are birthday greetings and such. A lot of them are amusing just cause these people are clearly hard up for cash, and trying to channel their sincere energy.. to varying degrees of success.

Here's a fav: Wesley Snipes still cashing in on Blade -

If you find other good uns, link em here


Garey Busey giving some great advice about riding on planes:

Some guys were having a Biodome watching party on 4/20 and hired Pauly Shore to say hi to them, and he kinda can't remember his lines from the movie:

Kevin McDonald, of Kids in the Hall, looks like he could really use that $30:


The kid from that internet meme? -- genuinely looks like he's having the most fun out of anybody on the site

a rapidly decaying Bam Margera

For $50, Ernie Hudson will put on his Ghostbusters outfit for you:

this site is so depressing


Is this the peak of late-stage capitalism? Has-beens and also-rans whoring their waning pop culture recognition for a pack of smokes and a tank of gas? Or can it get worse before people start to react?

You hear about the gig economy and shit but this takes that and laughs at it. My god.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.



For $75, we could get Roger Stone to read our Terms of Service out loud. As a service to newbies.

unfortunately, the money would go to Roger Stone. And the biggest drawback is that we'd have Roger Stone reading our forum Terms of Service out loud.



Who is the most depressing presence you can find on the site?

My top pick so far is the guy who played Zordon in the Power Rangers:

chaotic neutral observer

They have Kevin Conroy on there.

I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Doktor Howl

Gilbert Godfrey at $150?
Molon Lube


Rod Blagojevich, felon and former governor of illinois...

How sad must it be -- to have had so much power, and then to find out your name is worth 3x less than a guy doing impressions of Joe Exotic.


This could be great for job interviews.  "Here's some testimonials - watch these videos"
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"


My boss is a figure skating super-fan.  Me and my team are throwing in to get him birthday greeting from Nancy Kerrigan. It's gonna blow the top off his gourd.


Rachel Dolezal....?? who the fuck wants a birthday greeting from Rachel Dolezal?!

Also, I think every single person who's been on RuPaul's Drag Race is somewhere on this site.


If anyone should be reading the PD terms of service is should be Tommy Chong.

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!


Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 01, 2020, 04:48:40 PM
Gilbert Godfrey at $150?

Id like to get a quote from him for a dramatic reading of The Parable of the Gong
Sleepless nights at the chateau