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Re: Cameo Dot com
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2020, 07:37:32 pm »
Quote from: Faust on June 01, 2020, 07:35:11 pm
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Gilbert Godfrey at $150?

Id like to get a quote from him for a dramatic reading of The Parable of the Gong

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Re: Cameo Dot com
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2020, 08:50:22 pm »
Quote from: Cramulus on June 01, 2020, 04:58:50 pm
Also, I think every single person who's been on RuPaul's Drag Race is somewhere on this site.

You mean we can get Bianca Del Rio to read anything we want???

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« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2020, 01:29:22 pm »
Bianca is not on there.

I will say this much, my dad turned 81 in May, and lives 2 hours away from me. I don’t own a car. He has always been pretty difficult to buy for. One of his favorite musicians is on there for $60. I hired her to speak to him for a couple minutes and he cried because he loved it so much. So, it has its uses.
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« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2020, 01:33:26 pm »
yeah, my team at work threw in, and we got my boss a birthday greeting from his favorite athlete. When we told him what we got him (on a zoom call), his voice went up two octaves, it was adorable.
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Re: Cameo Dot com
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2020, 12:19:07 pm »
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 01, 2020, 07:37:32 pm
Quote from: Faust on June 01, 2020, 07:35:11 pm
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Gilbert Godfrey at $150?

Id like to get a quote from him for a dramatic reading of The Parable of the Gong

The Sacred Bull

Booked, he may very well reject it, but we'll see
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« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2020, 01:18:43 pm »
Oh my fucking god
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« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2020, 01:52:17 pm »
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« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2020, 04:31:17 pm »
Lets see what he comes back with, he could just tell us to fuck off because most of these videos are <1 minute long and I've requested something closer to a five minute oration.
If he says he'll do it at the higher cost (500$ is listed for the ten minutes zoom), I'd still like to do it, but I might pass around the hat.
Will keep you posted, it says he responds within four days
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Re: Cameo Dot com
« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2020, 05:58:21 pm »
We only got the first paragraph, but it was like the voice of an angel to my ears

https://www.cameo.com/v/o6prlOXzc

If others want to buy the rest go for it
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« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2020, 06:56:07 pm »
I'm jizzing from my tear-ducts right now
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« Reply #25 on: June 24, 2020, 07:00:50 pm »
Better than the other way around
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« Reply #26 on: June 24, 2020, 07:05:57 pm »
this is the best thing that has ever happened
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« Reply #27 on: June 24, 2020, 07:11:45 pm »
WOW.

DAMN.
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« Reply #28 on: June 24, 2020, 07:26:33 pm »
Hot shit! That's so great :lol:
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Re: Cameo Dot com
« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2020, 10:59:41 pm »
 :eek: :fap:

... ok. I'm gonna do some pretty shady shit anyway. When I have my cash up I agree to help fund this new ontological terrorist cell. Gilbert is just the beginning. LOTS of different celebs reading excerpts and intentionally disseminated in these dire times would put a whole lot of ERIS in the water pretty quick!
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