OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT

[Eater of Clowns]

If you do get on the school committee, I hope someone starts specifically leaving golden apples on your desk/office space.

Sadly, this is not a situation that comes with a workspace. In fact, we don't currently have a city hall at all. A couple of buildings in downtown have office space being rented out temporarily for stuff like the Clerk and city council and school committee meetings are all happening in the senior center while a new building is under construction.

Our mayor is possibly the first and only one to run and win on a platform of "I will tear down city hall -- LITERALLY."

Sounds like the only logical next step is to run on a tearing down the school platform.

Also, good going QG!

[Bruno]

"TOTAL DESTRUCTION" is always an excellent campaign slogan.

Always.

[Al Qədic]

"TOTAL DESTRUCTION" is always an excellent campaign slogan.

Always.

Giant Meteor has my vote for 2020.

[Fujikoma]

Wooo, good luck!

[Bruno]

"TOTAL DESTRUCTION" is always an excellent campaign slogan.

Always.

Giant Meteor has my vote for 2020.

Giant Meteors are inherently foreign by nature. True Americans root for the Yosemite Caldera.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

If you're in the US and want to contribute, I have an online donation page set up. If you're local and want to throw money at me, best to do that in person so ActBlue doesn't eat any of it. Message me if you need the deets.

[Fujikoma]

"TOTAL DESTRUCTION" is always an excellent campaign slogan.

Always.

Giant Meteor has my vote for 2020.

Giant Meteors are inherently foreign by nature. True Americans root for the Yosemite Caldera.

"CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR!" *imagines Yosemite Sam*

Seriously though, that is, the nightmare scenario, and the weirdest thing about it is, it hasn't freaking exploded yet.