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[chaotic neutral observer]

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Then, disconnect your device from the internet, power it off, and immerse it in peppermint oil.  Bake at 350 F for two hours, or until toothpick comes out clean. 
Spread meringue evenly over the top, then sprinkle cinnamon and orange zest to taste.  Enjoy!

[Faust]

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[Doktor Howl]

Dear Sir,

Respondent unable to comply due to being called a Nazi (CAIN"T YEW TAKE A JOKE, HUR HUR HUR), gas lighted, called crazy, and then told to use admin stuff to make some unrelated dude miserable.  And then having the human stain that did this come back to the board.  Sort of like having Donald Trump come back to NYC when you thought he was safely ensconced in the presidential palace in Mar A Lago.

Respondent is waiting for Nigel to start one of her honeypot traps, where a simple idea of social justice is used as reason to screech hatred and abuse at anyone foolish enough to step inside.  This will happen as sure as the sun is coming up in the East, and sure as deat & taxes, someone will be fucking dumb enough to respond.

Respondent is also having a bit of a laugh at all the suckers lining up to welcome her toxic ass back.  Humans are stupid and never learn.

Venomously,
Doktor Howl

[Fujikoma]

I am unafraid. There is nothing you can do to me that I have not already done to myself. That said... I tried this recipe. It sucked, I got a bunch of wires stuck in my mouth, I mean, it LOOKED delicious, but I forgot what I was baking. It was not edible. 1/10 will not bake again.

[Doktor Howl]

I am unafraid. There is nothing you can do to me that I have not already done to myself. That said... I tried this recipe. It sucked, I got a bunch of wires stuck in my mouth, I mean, it LOOKED delicious, but I forgot what I was baking. It was not edible. 1/10 will not bake again.

Directions are unclear.  "Hal," as he calls himself, wouldn't let me open the oven door and it all went horribly wrong.

[Fujikoma]

You got Hal, you lucky dog... I got AM... that was bad. Infinite time-loop suffering bad, but hey, I got out?

[LMNO]

Dok, I know you don't change easy; but still, way harsh.

[Fujikoma]

I might not agree with dok about a lot of shit, but I do respect their perspective, even if I proceed to shit on it. Sometimes I shit a bit too much, in hindsight, I feel bad, but eh, what can you do? You can't take that shit back, you fucking shit it out. Apologies don't really work, so all you can do is recognize your mistake, and try not to do it again.

[Doktor Howl]

Dok, I know you don't change easy; but still, way harsh.

I'm sure someday I will find it in my horrible cold little heart to let this go one day.

But that day is not today.

[Fujikoma]

I actually like Nigel... I guess I should beware of the honeypot.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I actually like Nigel... I guess I should beware of the honeypot.

I get the impression I'm being talked about. Funny.

[Fujikoma]

No, nothing to see here, we're certainly not talking about you.

[chaotic neutral observer]

Respondent is also having a bit of a laugh at all the suckers lining up to welcome her toxic ass back.  Humans are stupid and never learn.

It has been my observation that when long-term members of a forum return after an extended hiatus, to be widely welcomed back by other long-termers, they almost invariably don't stay long.  Once the first flush of nostalgia wears off, they discover that the reasons they originally left that forum are still in full effect.

[chaotic neutral observer]

I actually like Nigel... I guess I should beware of the honeypot.

I get the impression I'm being talked about. Funny.

Yeah, I can understand how being referred to by name might leave you with that impression.

[Doktor Howl]

I actually like Nigel... I guess I should beware of the honeypot.

I get the impression I'm being talked about. Funny.

Whatever.   

Crawl back under whatever wet rock you've been dwelling under.