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hooplala
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Inventive Uses for Prestidigitation - 5e
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May 21, 2019, 02:50:34 pm »
So I started playing a Sorcerer recently. I am trying to think of ways to really push the uses of the cantrip of prestidigitation. All suggestions are welcome. I also have Minor Illusion, and my staff has Major Illusion.
Some methods I have come up with so far:
-lighting the strings on the bows of archers
-making water in opaque mugs taste like beer or wine
-making a copper piece appear to be gold
-cleaning clothing in market squares for money
Any other devious uses?
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May 21, 2019, 03:14:45 pm »
You can use it to move small objects around and make people believe you're a wizard.
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Cramulus
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May 21, 2019, 05:00:58 pm »
-Jazz up your sock puppets, or make dolls appear to talk
-Create rimshots or laugh tracks after people crack a joke
-Blow pipe smoke into a dragon or boat or something, gandalf style
-Make your eyes glow to emphasize an important point
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Cramulus
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May 22, 2019, 04:10:40 pm »
lol, from tumblr.....
Prestidigitation was created so that you can piss someone else’s pants
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hooplala
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“Soon all of us will have special names”
— Professor Brian O’Blivion
"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns."
— Bob Dylan?
"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman
Cain
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Re: Inventive Uses for Prestidigitation - 5e
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May 22, 2019, 05:25:44 pm »
You could kill someone.
Wait until they're eating and move a crumb into their esophagus.
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hooplala
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Re: Inventive Uses for Prestidigitation - 5e
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May 22, 2019, 08:02:10 pm »
That’s not bad actually.
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“Soon all of us will have special names”
— Professor Brian O’Blivion
"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns."
— Bob Dylan?
"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman
Cain
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Re: Inventive Uses for Prestidigitation - 5e
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May 22, 2019, 10:40:08 pm »
No, I'm pretty sure it's murder
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hooplala
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Re: Inventive Uses for Prestidigitation - 5e
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May 23, 2019, 04:04:43 am »
Murder is bad?
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“Soon all of us will have special names”
— Professor Brian O’Blivion
"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns."
— Bob Dylan?
"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman
Cain
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May 23, 2019, 12:53:33 pm »
Quote from: Hoopla! on May 23, 2019, 04:04:43 am
Murder is bad?
Quote from: Cain on May 23, 2019, 06:11:55 am
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hooplala
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“Soon all of us will have special names”
— Professor Brian O’Blivion
"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns."
— Bob Dylan?
"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman
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