News:

TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

Main Menu

What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia

Started by zarathustrasbastardson, May 24, 2019, 10:34:48 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages 1 2 3 4 5
User actions

Doktor Howl

#60
May 27, 2019, 08:21:00 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 27, 2019, 01:38:51 PM
Goddamn it, we missed another opportunity to be enlightened by the Master

This is all your fault. We could have changed our ways and impressed him, but nooo, we just had to be insipid.

The biggest disappointment is that he's so much cooler than us in every dimension - he doesn't have time to post here with asshats like us. Like the fonzie. Shows up, blows everybody's mind with the realm of philosophy, and mythology. Leaves. And we have to pay the bill!

Okay, back to the gross lotus position. Waiting for the next Master to come.

I blame our 13 year descent into Cramulan thinking.
Molon Lube

rong

#61
May 27, 2019, 08:58:41 PM
Whoa black Betty
Cramulan
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

#62
May 27, 2019, 10:16:40 PM
There's nothing more Discordian than starting sentences with phrases like "there's nothing more Discordian than".
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

MMIX

#63
May 27, 2019, 10:17:23 PM
Quote from: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on May 27, 2019, 10:16:40 PM
There's nothing more Discordian than starting sentences with phrases like "there's nothing more Discordian than".

unless there isn't
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

rong

#64
May 27, 2019, 10:36:47 PM
I don't understand why king kong had to die for our sins
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

chaotic neutral observer

#65
May 27, 2019, 11:51:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 27, 2019, 08:21:00 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 27, 2019, 01:38:51 PM
Goddamn it, we missed another opportunity to be enlightened by the Master

This is all your fault. We could have changed our ways and impressed him, but nooo, we just had to be insipid.

The biggest disappointment is that he's so much cooler than us in every dimension - he doesn't have time to post here with asshats like us. Like the fonzie. Shows up, blows everybody's mind with the realm of philosophy, and mythology. Leaves. And we have to pay the bill!

Okay, back to the gross lotus position. Waiting for the next Master to come.

I blame our 13 year descent into Cramulan thinking.

Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Fujikoma

#66
May 28, 2019, 01:25:30 AM
I love you guys, or girls, I dunno, because of your horrifically rampant toxicity. I want to wear your skin.

MMIX

#67
May 28, 2019, 09:37:54 AM
Quote from: Fujikoma on May 28, 2019, 01:25:30 AM
I love you guys, or girls, I dunno, because of your horrifically rampant toxicity. I want to wear your skin.
You are Hannibal Lecter and I claim my $1000
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

zarathustrasbastardson

#68
May 29, 2019, 02:32:59 AM
Its "le fonz"

Quote from: Cramulus on May 27, 2019, 01:38:51 PM
Goddamn it, we missed another opportunity to be enlightened by the Master

This is all your fault. We could have changed our ways and impressed him, but nooo, we just had to be insipid.

The biggest disappointment is that he's so much cooler than us in every dimension - he doesn't have time to post here with asshats like us. Like the fonzie. Shows up, blows everybody's mind with the realm of philosophy, and mythology. Leaves. And we have to pay the bill!

Okay, back to the gross lotus position. Waiting for the next Master to come.
chaos is truth
radiate better
Print
Go Up Pages 1 2 3 4 5
User actions