What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia

[Doktor Howl]

Goddamn it, we missed another opportunity to be enlightened by the Master

This is all your fault. We could have changed our ways and impressed him, but nooo, we just had to be insipid.

The biggest disappointment is that he's so much cooler than us in every dimension - he doesn't have time to post here with asshats like us. Like the fonzie. Shows up, blows everybody's mind with the realm of philosophy, and mythology. Leaves. And we have to pay the bill!

Okay, back to the gross lotus position. Waiting for the next Master to come.

I blame our 13 year descent into Cramulan thinking.

[rong]

Whoa black Betty
Cramulan

[Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard]

There's nothing more Discordian than starting sentences with phrases like "there's nothing more Discordian than".

[MMIX]

There's nothing more Discordian than starting sentences with phrases like "there's nothing more Discordian than".

unless there isn't

[rong]

I don't understand why king kong had to die for our sins

[chaotic neutral observer]

Goddamn it, we missed another opportunity to be enlightened by the Master

This is all your fault. We could have changed our ways and impressed him, but nooo, we just had to be insipid.

The biggest disappointment is that he's so much cooler than us in every dimension - he doesn't have time to post here with asshats like us. Like the fonzie. Shows up, blows everybody's mind with the realm of philosophy, and mythology. Leaves. And we have to pay the bill!

Okay, back to the gross lotus position. Waiting for the next Master to come.

I blame our 13 year descent into Cramulan thinking.

[Fujikoma]

I love you guys, or girls, I dunno, because of your horrifically rampant toxicity. I want to wear your skin.

[MMIX]

I love you guys, or girls, I dunno, because of your horrifically rampant toxicity. I want to wear your skin.

You are Hannibal Lecter and I claim my $1000

[zarathustrasbastardson]

Its "le fonz"

Goddamn it, we missed another opportunity to be enlightened by the Master

This is all your fault. We could have changed our ways and impressed him, but nooo, we just had to be insipid.

The biggest disappointment is that he's so much cooler than us in every dimension - he doesn't have time to post here with asshats like us. Like the fonzie. Shows up, blows everybody's mind with the realm of philosophy, and mythology. Leaves. And we have to pay the bill!

Okay, back to the gross lotus position. Waiting for the next Master to come.