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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by chaotic neutral observer, May 27, 2019, 02:24:11 PM

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chaotic neutral observer

May 27, 2019, 02:24:11 PM
1 + 1 = 2 (decimal)

1 + 1 = 10 (binary)

1 + 1 = 11 (unary)

I + I = II (roman)

"one" + "one" = "oneone" (string concatenation)

1 + 1 = 1 (boolean algebra)

1 + 1 = 0 (addition over GF(2) )

1 + 1 = 1.99999... (:p)

1 + 1 = 2.0000001 (malfunctioning floating-point unit)

1 + 1 = 3 (experimental error)
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Cain

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May 27, 2019, 02:55:16 PM
1 + -1 = (magic)

rong

#2
May 27, 2019, 06:27:01 PM
1+1=3 (how babby is fromed)
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

hooplala

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May 27, 2019, 06:51:09 PM
5 = 6
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

chaotic neutral observer

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May 27, 2019, 07:22:58 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on May 27, 2019, 06:51:09 PM
5 = 6
They warned me about you.  :argh!:
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

hooplala

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May 27, 2019, 08:41:23 PM
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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