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Re: THINGS THAT WON'T END WELL, PART XXXVIII
« Reply #45 on: November 08, 2013, 06:18:33 pm »
Are things like this the beginning of places like Camp Enduring Freedom from Roger's stories? That'd be a bizarre twist.
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Re: THINGS THAT WON'T END WELL, PART XXXVIII
« Reply #46 on: November 08, 2013, 06:46:59 pm »
Oh, man.  I can now see spinoff stories to LDW that focus on tales exactly like this.

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Re: THINGS THAT WON'T END WELL, PART XXXVIII
« Reply #47 on: November 08, 2013, 07:33:34 pm »
Add zombies and a multi million dollar film practically writes its self.

It's probably what more than a few think is about to happen anyway.
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Re: THINGS THAT WON'T END WELL, PART XXXVIII
« Reply #48 on: November 08, 2013, 10:40:17 pm »
The whole thing is designed to appeal to an adolescent militia fantasy. I predict that the number of women who will be in any way interested in this will be minimal, so even if they do get off the ground (which they won't) it will end up being so unbalanced in the male direction that it couldn't last more than a single generation without human trafficking importing Freedom Producers™.

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Re: THINGS THAT WON'T END WELL, PART XXXVIII
« Reply #49 on: November 10, 2013, 03:15:45 am »
NO ABERSHINS! TAINT LEJITTAMINT RAPE ON THA PROP'TY!
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Re: THINGS THAT WON'T END WELL, PART XXXVIII
« Reply #50 on: November 10, 2013, 05:40:38 pm »
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Re: THINGS THAT WON'T END WELL, PART XXXVIII
« Reply #51 on: November 11, 2013, 01:55:48 am »
NOW DRY THOSE TEARS AND PUT ON YER PURDY LIL APERN AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH
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Re: THINGS THAT WON'T END WELL, PART XXXVIII
« Reply #52 on: July 29, 2019, 10:46:18 pm »
The whole thing is designed to appeal to an adolescent militia fantasy. I predict that the number of women who will be in any way interested in this will be minimal, so even if they do get off the ground (which they won't) it will end up being so unbalanced in the male direction that it couldn't last more than a single generation without human trafficking importing Freedom Producers™.

FTFY

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Re: THINGS THAT WON'T END WELL, PART XXXVIII
« Reply #53 on: July 30, 2019, 04:39:50 am »
Back when I had a smart
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Re: THINGS THAT WON'T END WELL, PART XXXVIII
« Reply #54 on: July 30, 2019, 07:23:35 am »
http://www.iiicitadel.com/

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Didn't we see something like this recently?

The fact that they won't have a Home Owner's Association where all the Karens in the neighborhood plot daily to raise property values by making everyones life miserable sounds attractive tho.
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