THINGS THAT WON'T END WELL, PART XXXVIII

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Are things like this the beginning of places like Camp Enduring Freedom from Roger's stories? That'd be a bizarre twist.

[LMNO]

Oh, man.  I can now see spinoff stories to LDW that focus on tales exactly like this.

I need tons of disposable income.

[Junkenstein]

Add zombies and a multi million dollar film practically writes its self.

It's probably what more than a few think is about to happen anyway.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The whole thing is designed to appeal to an adolescent militia fantasy. I predict that the number of women who will be in any way interested in this will be minimal, so even if they do get off the ground (which they won't) it will end up being so unbalanced in the male direction that it couldn't last more than a single generation without human trafficking importing Freedom Producers™.

FTFY

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

NO ABERSHINS! TAINT LEJITTAMINT RAPE ON THA PROP'TY!
            /

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

BY AGREEING TO BE HERE YOU AGREED TO BEAR ANY CHILD YOU CONCEIVED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. IT'S IN THE CONTRACT. FREEDOM IS FOR FREEDOM DEFENDERS™.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

NOW DRY THOSE TEARS AND PUT ON YER PURDY LIL APERN AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH
            /

[Doktor Howl]

The whole thing is designed to appeal to an adolescent militia fantasy. I predict that the number of women who will be in any way interested in this will be minimal, so even if they do get off the ground (which they won't) it will end up being so unbalanced in the male direction that it couldn't last more than a single generation without human trafficking importing Freedom Producers™.

FTFY

This right here is Vex Gold™.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Back when I had a smart

[The Johnny]

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Didn't we see something like this recently?

The fact that they won't have a Home Owner's Association where all the Karens in the neighborhood plot daily to raise property values by making everyones life miserable sounds attractive tho.