DRUGS 2: REVENGE OF THE DRUGS. PS: DRUGS

[Fujikoma]

I um, I might've mentioned discorianism to a really nice person. I also might be going to hell for it, but, there are much worse things you can do.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I um, I might've mentioned discorianism to a really nice person. I also might be going to hell for it, but, there are much worse things you can do.

Bringing the light and wisdom of Eris to worthwhile people is never a mistake, except where prohibited by law or discouraged by custom. But you shouldn't just TELL them about it, you're supposed to hint at it and beat around the bush so they think you've got something they haven't got. That way you can trick them into giving you money.

[LMNO]

I um, I might've mentioned discorianism to a really nice person. I also might be going to hell for it, but, there are much worse things you can do.

Bringing the light and wisdom of Eris to worthwhile people is never a mistake, except where prohibited by law or discouraged by custom. But you shouldn't just TELL them about it, you're supposed to hint at it and beat around the bush so they think you've got something they haven't got. That way you can trick them into giving you money.

Sounds more like the Subgenius riff, honestly.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I um, I might've mentioned discorianism to a really nice person. I also might be going to hell for it, but, there are much worse things you can do.

Bringing the light and wisdom of Eris to worthwhile people is never a mistake, except where prohibited by law or discouraged by custom. But you shouldn't just TELL them about it, you're supposed to hint at it and beat around the bush so they think you've got something they haven't got. That way you can trick them into giving you money.

Sounds more like the Subgenius riff, honestly.

Discordianism was bought out by Dobbs Industries in 2009 because it couldn't pay the rent anymore.

[Fujikoma]

Fools, Discordianism predates the rabid bullshit of the cult of the subgenious. And even if it doesn't, I'm convinced this is true.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Fools, Discordianism predates the rabid bullshit of the cult of the subgenious. And even if it doesn't, I'm convinced this is true.

Subgenius is the paid version of Discordianism, like when you get an app that does everything you want for free except for the one thing you actually want, which you have to pay for.

[altered]

What’s funny is when the one thing they think you want is the only thing you don’t need for your purposes, so you just laugh at them and call them names for being a bucket full of morons.

That’s why I sneer at “Bob” and Hail Eris still.

Although, come to think of it, “Bob” might therefore be the cause of my woes. Is “Bob” a vengeful extradimensional nightmare? Experts disagree (I’m sure).

[Doktor Howl]

What’s funny is when the one thing they think you want is the only thing you don’t need for your purposes, so you just laugh at them and call them names for being a bucket full of morons.

That’s why I sneer at “Bob” and Hail Eris still.

Although, come to think of it, “Bob” might therefore be the cause of my woes. Is “Bob” a vengeful extradimensional nightmare? Experts disagree (I’m sure).

"Bob" doesn't care if you sneer at him - he sneers at him, too - so long as your money spends.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

What’s funny is when the one thing they think you want is the only thing you don’t need for your purposes, so you just laugh at them and call them names for being a bucket full of morons.

That’s why I sneer at “Bob” and Hail Eris still.

Although, come to think of it, “Bob” might therefore be the cause of my woes. Is “Bob” a vengeful extradimensional nightmare? Experts disagree (I’m sure).

No, he's a vengeful intradimensional nightmare. But he's very guapo, so most people don't mind.

[Frontside Back]

I might have snorted some nasal mucus from another person. Is it dangerous to do?

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I might have snorted some nasal mucus from another person. Is it dangerous to do?

Extremely dangerous. You should develop intense anxiety about it, that's the only way to save yourself.

[Don Coyote]

Is it right to grind up nail clippings and pet dander to pass off as homeopathic artisanal DRUGStm?

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Is it right to grind up nail clippings and pet dander to pass off as homeopathic artisanal DRUGStm?

I don't see why not. I've been doing it for years myself and it's worked out fairly well.

[Frontside Back]

I might have snorted some nasal mucus from another person. Is it dangerous to do?

Extremely dangerous. You should develop intense anxiety about it, that's the only way to save yourself.

DAY ONE:

There's a slight throat pain and my cheeks are going numb. The pain is possibly caused by screaming, as well as swallowing chemicals in great amounts. I'm not that worried yet as there's no way of knowing which of the symptoms are part of the hangover before it settles.

Isn't it possible to get AIDS from exchanging bodily fluids? I've heard there's these parasites with a reproductive cycle going through noses.
I should really learn not to pick it. I never wash my hands.

Voices in my head prescribe me a couple days of rest and instruct me to follow the situation. In no case should I get anything useful done. Just relax and watch porn for the potentially last days of my existence in effort to maximize my hedonistic potential.

[Frontside Back]

DAY 35

The throat pain seems to be going worse. On top of that I keep constantly falling asleep and waking up to the extent that it's hard to know what is real anymore. I know the voices and the shadowy figures cannot be, but hell, they scare the shit out of me nevertheless. The most terrifying is the stuff that could be real. Knocks on the door, voices in the upstairs, etc.

I swear they are talking about me. How they are going to break into my apartment and sacrifice me to their cruel and obscure god. Or sneak in from the window to rearrange my forks.

Maybe they just stay in their flat with all their spy gear and watch me as I wank. Listen to me as I try to play instruments I once loved. Smell my sweat and piss I cannot bother to wash off. All this while judging. Making little markings in their notebooks, sending reports to their superiors who make the decision about when do I mysteriously disappear in a poof of letters about me moving to Argentina.
 
I would never move to Argentina.

They have also infiltrated my friends. Maybe all of them. Maybe there never been any friends, and all the social interactions I've ever done have been a delicate plot to get me just into their hands, so that they could squash me for no apparent reason just to feed their own power trip.

That's what people do when they get power, right? Use all their resources to mess with me, a clearly dangerous individual with niche ideas and behavior. Not with the cheap mass with better votes to penny ratio. Gosh, I must have caught egotism. Again.