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Started by tyrannosaurus vex, July 09, 2019, 05:57:41 AM

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Fujikoma

I um, I might've mentioned discorianism to a really nice person. I also might be going to hell for it, but, there are much worse things you can do.

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Fujikoma on July 23, 2019, 12:27:22 PM
I um, I might've mentioned discorianism to a really nice person. I also might be going to hell for it, but, there are much worse things you can do.

Bringing the light and wisdom of Eris to worthwhile people is never a mistake, except where prohibited by law or discouraged by custom. But you shouldn't just TELL them about it, you're supposed to hint at it and beat around the bush so they think you've got something they haven't got. That way you can trick them into giving you money.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

LMNO

Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on July 23, 2019, 05:40:57 PM
Quote from: Fujikoma on July 23, 2019, 12:27:22 PM
I um, I might've mentioned discorianism to a really nice person. I also might be going to hell for it, but, there are much worse things you can do.

Bringing the light and wisdom of Eris to worthwhile people is never a mistake, except where prohibited by law or discouraged by custom. But you shouldn't just TELL them about it, you're supposed to hint at it and beat around the bush so they think you've got something they haven't got. That way you can trick them into giving you money.

Sounds more like the Subgenius riff, honestly.

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: LMNO on July 23, 2019, 07:15:33 PM
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on July 23, 2019, 05:40:57 PM
Quote from: Fujikoma on July 23, 2019, 12:27:22 PM
I um, I might've mentioned discorianism to a really nice person. I also might be going to hell for it, but, there are much worse things you can do.

Bringing the light and wisdom of Eris to worthwhile people is never a mistake, except where prohibited by law or discouraged by custom. But you shouldn't just TELL them about it, you're supposed to hint at it and beat around the bush so they think you've got something they haven't got. That way you can trick them into giving you money.

Sounds more like the Subgenius riff, honestly.

Discordianism was bought out by Dobbs Industries in 2009 because it couldn't pay the rent anymore.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Fujikoma

Fools, Discordianism predates the rabid bullshit of the cult of the subgenious. And even if it doesn't, I'm convinced this is true.

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Fujikoma on July 26, 2019, 11:55:08 AM
Fools, Discordianism predates the rabid bullshit of the cult of the subgenious. And even if it doesn't, I'm convinced this is true.

Subgenius is the paid version of Discordianism, like when you get an app that does everything you want for free except for the one thing you actually want, which you have to pay for.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

altered

What's funny is when the one thing they think you want is the only thing you don't need for your purposes, so you just laugh at them and call them names for being a bucket full of morons.

That's why I sneer at "Bob" and Hail Eris still.

Although, come to think of it, "Bob" might therefore be the cause of my woes. Is "Bob" a vengeful extradimensional nightmare? Experts disagree (I'm sure).
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: nullified on July 26, 2019, 06:14:03 PM
What's funny is when the one thing they think you want is the only thing you don't need for your purposes, so you just laugh at them and call them names for being a bucket full of morons.

That's why I sneer at "Bob" and Hail Eris still.

Although, come to think of it, "Bob" might therefore be the cause of my woes. Is "Bob" a vengeful extradimensional nightmare? Experts disagree (I'm sure).

"Bob" doesn't care if you sneer at him - he sneers at him, too - so long as your money spends.
Molon Lube

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: nullified on July 26, 2019, 06:14:03 PM
What's funny is when the one thing they think you want is the only thing you don't need for your purposes, so you just laugh at them and call them names for being a bucket full of morons.

That's why I sneer at "Bob" and Hail Eris still.

Although, come to think of it, "Bob" might therefore be the cause of my woes. Is "Bob" a vengeful extradimensional nightmare? Experts disagree (I'm sure).

No, he's a vengeful intradimensional nightmare. But he's very guapo, so most people don't mind.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Frontside Back

I might have snorted some nasal mucus from another person. Is it dangerous to do?
"I want to be the Borg but I want to do it alone."

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Frontside Back on July 28, 2019, 11:53:32 PM
I might have snorted some nasal mucus from another person. Is it dangerous to do?

Extremely dangerous. You should develop intense anxiety about it, that's the only way to save yourself.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Don Coyote

Is it right to grind up nail clippings and pet dander to pass off as homeopathic artisanal DRUGStm?

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Don Coyote on July 29, 2019, 05:43:17 AM
Is it right to grind up nail clippings and pet dander to pass off as homeopathic artisanal DRUGStm?

I don't see why not. I've been doing it for years myself and it's worked out fairly well.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Frontside Back

Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on July 29, 2019, 12:15:49 AM
Quote from: Frontside Back on July 28, 2019, 11:53:32 PM
I might have snorted some nasal mucus from another person. Is it dangerous to do?

Extremely dangerous. You should develop intense anxiety about it, that's the only way to save yourself.

DAY ONE:

There's a slight throat pain and my cheeks are going numb. The pain is possibly caused by screaming, as well as swallowing chemicals in great amounts. I'm not that worried yet as there's no way of knowing which of the symptoms are part of the hangover before it settles.

Isn't it possible to get AIDS from exchanging bodily fluids? I've heard there's these parasites with a reproductive cycle going through noses.
I should really learn not to pick it. I never wash my hands.

Voices in my head prescribe me a couple days of rest and instruct me to follow the situation. In no case should I get anything useful done. Just relax and watch porn for the potentially last days of my existence in effort to maximize my hedonistic potential.
"I want to be the Borg but I want to do it alone."

Frontside Back

DAY 35

The throat pain seems to be going worse. On top of that I keep constantly falling asleep and waking up to the extent that it's hard to know what is real anymore. I know the voices and the shadowy figures cannot be, but hell, they scare the shit out of me nevertheless. The most terrifying is the stuff that could be real. Knocks on the door, voices in the upstairs, etc.

I swear they are talking about me. How they are going to break into my apartment and sacrifice me to their cruel and obscure god. Or sneak in from the window to rearrange my forks.

Maybe they just stay in their flat with all their spy gear and watch me as I wank. Listen to me as I try to play instruments I once loved. Smell my sweat and piss I cannot bother to wash off. All this while judging. Making little markings in their notebooks, sending reports to their superiors who make the decision about when do I mysteriously disappear in a poof of letters about me moving to Argentina.

I would never move to Argentina.

They have also infiltrated my friends. Maybe all of them. Maybe there never been any friends, and all the social interactions I've ever done have been a delicate plot to get me just into their hands, so that they could squash me for no apparent reason just to feed their own power trip.

That's what people do when they get power, right? Use all their resources to mess with me, a clearly dangerous individual with niche ideas and behavior. Not with the cheap mass with better votes to penny ratio. Gosh, I must have caught egotism. Again.
"I want to be the Borg but I want to do it alone."