Author Topic: Seb Gorka Punked By Caller Claiming To Be Publisher of 'Dipsh*t Magazine'  (Read 1672 times)

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Oh, this was way too easy. Sebastian Gorka's ego is so easily stroked...

Here's the link: https://crooksandliars.com/2019/07/seb-gorka-punked-caller-claiming-be

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I mean, he could be


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 :lulz:

Edit: HOLY SHIT I had never heard Gorka talk before. He sounds EXACTLY like a third-rate Bond villain. Like fucking identical. It’s absolutely amazing. I want him to perform an extremely convoluted evil scheme on livestream just so him being shoved into a locker by the hero is televised. Wow. Just... I’ve never heard someone trying so fucking hard before. Repeating himself to buy time to figure out how to sound most cat-strokingly evil and still coming across more like a B-list minion from central casting than  the actual antagonist.
« Last Edit: July 12, 2019, 08:12:25 pm by nullified »
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But … but … he said they're winning.