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Colombian bishop hopes holy water will curb city's crime
Cain:
That's how it works.
For his next trick, he will bless the rains down in Africa to stop violence.
Brother Mythos:
Holy Water – It's Not Just for Baptisms and Fighting Crime and Corruption Anymore!
Yes, Priests Air-Bombed a Russian City With Holy Water to Stop All the “Drinking” and “Fornication”
As per the article:
“Priests in the Russian city of Tver took to the skies this week to save local citizens from drunken craziness by air-bombing the town with holy water.
Clergymen poured out 70 liters’ worth of sacred liquid from a large chalice through the open door of a rickety green plane on Wednesday, in an escalation of their battle against “drinking” and “fornication,” local outlet Tvernews reported.
Local television showed a priest strapped into a harness to keep him from accidentally falling from the airplane while tipping gallon after gallon onto the city below.”
Here's the link: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/d3azzx/stop-leaving-cigarettes-and-beer-on-funeral-altars-irish-priest-begs?utm_source=reddit.com
Cramulus:
I flush Discordian holy water every single day
Fujikoma:
--- Quote from: Cramulus on September 15, 2019, 02:27:16 pm ---I flush Discordian holy water every single day
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Explains why the whole world is going mad, waste water treatment facilities probably don't have filters to take that shit out.
chaotic neutral observer:
--- Quote from: Brother Mythos on September 15, 2019, 08:14:21 am ---Holy Water – It's Not Just for Baptisms and Fighting Crime and Corruption Anymore!
Yes, Priests Air-Bombed a Russian City With Holy Water to Stop All the “Drinking” and “Fornication”
As per the article:
“Priests in the Russian city of Tver took to the skies this week to save local citizens from drunken craziness by air-bombing the town with holy water.
Clergymen poured out 70 liters’ worth of sacred liquid from a large chalice through the open door of a rickety green plane on Wednesday, in an escalation of their battle against “drinking” and “fornication,” local outlet Tvernews reported.
Local television showed a priest strapped into a harness to keep him from accidentally falling from the airplane while tipping gallon after gallon onto the city below.”
Here's the link: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/d3azzx/stop-leaving-cigarettes-and-beer-on-funeral-altars-irish-priest-begs?utm_source=reddit.com
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I believe that you posted the wrong link. The subject of your link was: "Stop Leaving Cigarettes and Beer on Funeral Altars, Irish Priest Begs"
I think this is what you meant to post:
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/ywa33j/yes-priests-air-bombed-a-russian-city-with-holy-water-to-stop-all-the-drinking-and-fornication
To avoid this type of mistake, I suggest using the forum's preview feature, and testing each link in your post before proceeding. Using your browser's "Open in new window" function will reduce the risk of you losing your post in the process.
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