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Re: THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
« Reply #45 on: August 23, 2006, 07:53:16 pm »
Then lettuce spray, for the most holee salad has wot been toss'd.

just the thought makes my sphincter quiver in lewd anticipation

Oh, gross.

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« Reply #46 on: August 23, 2006, 08:00:49 pm »
Then lettuce spray, for the most holee salad has wot been toss'd.

just the thought makes my sphincter quiver in lewd anticipation

Oh, gross.

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Re: THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
« Reply #47 on: August 24, 2006, 12:46:11 am »
We are THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY, an East Coast, eclectic, genre bending band based in Roanoke, VA ..... check us out

http://www.thediscordiansociety.com

About 5 months ago, I randomly searched "Discordian" and your page on some music downloading service showed up. I downloaded the song that was free, and I have to admit, I didn't like it very much. It was "Words". It just made me bored and feeling like listening to Bitches Brew.

I think the problem is is that it's just not very compelling. Perhaps you've changed, perhaps you haven't.
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Re: THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
« Reply #48 on: August 24, 2006, 01:52:43 am »
ok now do something discordian.

and make it spontaneous

ok ..... so tell me how i get the rabbit OUT of my ass .....
..try slightly more spontaneous and without the rabbit.
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Re: THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
« Reply #49 on: August 24, 2006, 03:54:58 am »
His quivering sphincter comment showed potential.

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Re: THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
« Reply #50 on: August 24, 2006, 10:42:54 am »
About 5 months ago, I randomly searched "Discordian" and your page on some music downloading service showed up.
a few years ago i randomly searched for "mindfuck" on AudioGalaxy, it came up with Takkyu Ishino and Babyland. both not too bad.
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« Reply #51 on: August 24, 2006, 11:32:08 am »
I HAVE A BLOCK OF GOUDA IN MY PANTS!

THIS POST IS WITTY AND ORIGINAL!

WHERE IS MY PRIZE?

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Re: THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
« Reply #52 on: August 24, 2006, 05:05:50 pm »
I HAVE A BLOCK OF GOUDA IN MY PANTS!

THIS POST IS WITTY AND ORIGINAL!

WHERE IS MY PRIZE?

:? :cry: :?

is that smoked gouda ..... or just regular gouda ? ..... cause if it's smoked you need to drop a pint of guiness down yer pants ..... it goes great with smoked gouda

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Re: THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
« Reply #53 on: August 25, 2006, 09:49:47 am »
MY WATERGUN IS EMPTY!
MY WATERGUN IS EMPTY!
MY WATERGUN IS EMPTY!
AGONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
FETCH ME MY SLIPPERS!!

DFHCKHGGHFDYGCVUFYVG???

I'M SORRY MISTA NOODLE I SEEM TO HAVE STOLEN FROM YOU!



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Re: THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
« Reply #54 on: February 03, 2020, 08:17:13 pm »
Ok, and another thing:

I don't know how you can say your post-Phish guitar wank Hippie noodling can be said to be in any way "Discordian".  There is no strife, no chaos, and certainly no Discord.

In fact, your entire act sounds as bland and as tame as a Edie Brickell's back up band.  Stop taking our Goddess' name in vain.

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« Reply #55 on: February 03, 2020, 08:18:19 pm »
LMNO's not a bad guy, he's just reeaally bitchy sometimes.


Narrator:  But LMNO was the bad guy.
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« Reply #56 on: February 03, 2020, 09:05:15 pm »
altho I bet LMNO feels pretty silly now that The Discordian Society just won its third Grammy
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« Reply #57 on: February 03, 2020, 09:23:37 pm »
altho I bet LMNO feels pretty silly now that The Discordian Society just won its third Grammy

No, Billy Eilish (sp?) won all that. 

This reality is WORSE than LMNO's worst nightmares.
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Re: THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
« Reply #58 on: February 04, 2020, 01:03:47 pm »
In an exiting plot twist, I like the Billie Eilish record.


Not sure the academy was right in giving her ALL the Grammys, though.