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Cattle Mutilating is back.

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Doktor Howl:
https://www.apnews.com/3db8829a222e45b08ed93834f792e9c5


--- Quote ---Colby Marshall, vice president of the Silvies Valley Ranch that owned the bulls, has another theory: “We think that this crime is being perpetuated by some sort of a cult.”
--- End quote ---

EoC has the meat sickness on him again.

Faust:
This makes me think the end times are upon us, and I take comfort in that feeling

The Johnny:

Ah, I see the Chupacabras have migrated north and have developed a fetish for cattle penis.

altered:
We dismembered the last chupacabras in the year of 2007, mostly with the use of a very big gun that shot axes. It was one of those “they thought we were mad” moments, except we were in fact mad when we ran out of axes.

Fujikoma:
Ok, fine, I admit it, it was me. Mmm, bovine penis.

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