This just in... I changed my name in a drunken stupor.

[Bruno]

Film at eleven.

[altered]

You'll regret this mortal sin.

[Bruno]

You'll regret this mortal sin.

Haha, funnystory, haha. At one time, my name was Jerry Frankster, but people Associated that with some shit that happened before my time, which was fair, I guess. But then there was this very masculine person at work who very probably had matching pairs of allosomes who got what is known by many as a "bowlcut", which I thought, in my too-busy-to-really-spend-that-much-time-thinking-about-it-kind-of-way, "Haha, emo Moe Howard... Haha, Emo Howard, haha". and that got ino my head, and so I changed my name to that and left it for several years, though, also spending some brief time as "Fred Roont", and "Dildo Daggins", haha.

But just now, I watched a youtube video about discontinued Sesame Street Characters, and now my name is Bruno.

Who knows how long that will last, or to what consequence, but he carried Oscar to meet Slim Pickens, and that is good enough for me, by golly, haha, "LOL".

[Cain]

I just assume if someone changes their name they're actually a new person. So hello, new guy.

[LMNO]

I just assume if someone changes their name they're actually a new person. So hello, new guy.

I think I also started doing that in like 2006, more out of self-defense than anything else.

Hi, new person!

[chaotic neutral observer]

Changing your name will not help you escape the terrible grudge I have against you.

You are that guy I have a grudge against, right? Yes, of course you are.  You can't fool me.

[Cramulus]

Nice try, Bruno Creeper Poptard Klokwork Ron Paul

[The Johnny]

I just assume if someone changes their name they're actually a new person. So hello, new guy.

I think I also started doing that in like 2006, more out of self-defense than anything else.

Hi, new person!

I do that too when people change their haircut.

[Bruno]

Every night when I go to bed, I die in my sleep and a different person wakes up in my bed the next morning (afternoon... whatever), so I guess we're all on the same page here.

[Faust]

pleased to meet you "In a drunken stupor", I'm Faust

[Bruno]

Changing your name will not help you escape the terrible grudge I have against you.

You are that guy I have a grudge against, right? Yes, of course you are.  You can't fool me.

I'm already looking forward to the makeup sex!

[Bruno]

Nice try, Bruno Creeper Poptard Klokwork Ron Paul

Pffft, like I have that level of skill.

[Bruno]

pleased to meet you "In a drunken stupor", I'm Faust

Hello, Faust. "In a drunken stupor" is out at the moment, but give me a minute, and I'll see if I can get him back on the line.