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Fuck, I fell in love
« on: August 30, 2019, 05:43:19 am »
Please help me, I think it's serious this time, I wish I could describe the person this is about, but that'd be rude... fuck, I'm seriously losing it...

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Re: Fuck, I fell in love
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2019, 05:58:29 am »
Like no shit I discovered she was some sort of rubix cube champion who was sick of normal humanity in general, which, well... I guess I have to do this.

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Re: Fuck, I fell in love
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2019, 02:02:21 pm »
who was sick of normal humanity in general

You fell in love with a 14 years old?

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Re: Fuck, I fell in love
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2019, 02:48:06 pm »
who was sick of normal humanity in general

You fell in love with a 14 years old?

What the fuck?
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Re: Fuck, I fell in love
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2019, 03:22:23 am »
No, no, she's 29, I'm not some dirty kiddy diddler and I don't fall for just anyone, wtf?

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Re: Fuck, I fell in love
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2019, 03:25:33 am »
She seems dissappointed with her most recent date... this sucks because I wish good things for her, but, people are, infamously useless meatbags.