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Started by zlax, October 15, 2019, 11:54:51 PM

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zlax

I want to introduce you with a Soviet Discordian Saint:

https://www.lada.kz/sms_news/62333-bashnya-shpaka.-mangistau-video.html

    Kirill Ignatievich Shpak found water where nobody thought to find it, started a vegetable garden, people were growing vegetables here. He taught Chabans how to grow corn. He planted the garden. The Chabans rejoice: the water was next to them. Kirill said to the guys: "Let's put the tower over the well as a memento". To help the Chabans be more effective to look for water. So the tower appeared. Nearby we can see foundations - there were many buildings here...They made a documentary about him called "Lord of the Flies".

https://geocaching.su/?pn=101&cid=20818

His tower:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VYjL4DVva0o

https://invidio.us/watch?v=VYjL4DVva0o

    Some of the people around him compare him to a brave little tailor, they joke on him about his unprecedented war with flies; others call him a garbage collector; some of them heard that he have breed a lot of rabbits and threaten to feed a whole city of Guriev with lot of rabbits and "throw hats"; some of them laugh too: he opened a zoo at home. And the others one has something spicy to add. It is known that the rumors of the earth are full... But few people will speak respectfully about the old "informal" man. Even the representative of the unforgivable profession - a dog hunter, who sometimes sells bodies of killed poor dogs to the old man, speaks about old man like an abnormal. The poacher, and he will condemn him - "defender of beasts".

http://zhurnal-prostor.kz/assets/files/2011/2011-8/2011-8-13.pdf

Documentary about Kirill Ignatievich Shpak:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tglbHWfr-vw

https://invidio.us/watch?v=tglbHWfr-vw

(English subtitles are available)

https://apocalypse-cult.livejournal.com/805649.html

His official document:

chaotic neutral observer

Quote from: zlax on October 15, 2019, 11:54:51 PM
I want to introduce you with a Soviet Discordian Saint:
[...]
His official document:

What kind of crap are you trying to pull?  That's not an official document, it's an obvious forgery.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

zlax

Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 19, 2019, 01:55:54 PM
Quote from: zlax on October 15, 2019, 11:54:51 PM
I want to introduce you with a Soviet Discordian Saint:
[...]
His official document:

What kind of crap are you trying to pull?
You're late, he is already pulled.

Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 19, 2019, 01:55:54 PM
That's not an official document, it's an obvious forgery.
All official documents are obvious forgeries.

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Another one! And my, what a thread it chose  :lulz:
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Doktor Howl

I just murdered it.

I was gonna spag up the post, but I can't improve on it.  Maybe Cain can.
Molon Lube

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It would be easy to improve if it weren't for the posts IMMEDIATELY PRECEDING IT. That's fucking magic, I tell you, tear to the eye and all.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.