Honor a deceased discordian?

[Elder Iptuous]

so, it appears that the handle "Saint Stoic Hermit" appears on the member list of the House of the Kiwi Cabal...
have you talked with them?

[Carika]

Actually that's how I first found out about his discordianism, I just didn't take it seriously when I saw that. I haven't spoken to them mainly because their site hasn't changed in over 10 yrs so it seems to me they're not very active.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You might email them anyway... I've reached people by emailing through seemingly untouched websites before. Someone's paying for hosting!

[the last yatto]

Perhaps suggestions from random strangers is exactly what he would have wanted, in which case, here's mine:

Go to the park on the anniversary of his death and eat a hot dog in the rain.

And don't forget to feed the bun to the birds

[Carika]

Tonight, on Halloween, is the anniversary of his death. It was his favorite day of the year.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Tonight, on Halloween, is the anniversary of his death. It was his favorite day of the year.

I will include his holy name in my litanies tonight, and he will get a portion of Irish whiskey that for some odd reason I have found spiritually acceptable to waste on dead people. Note, however, that has less to do with me being Discordian, and more to do with me being a superstitious Irishman.

[Carika]

I will include his holy name in my litanies tonight, and he will get a portion of Irish whiskey that for some odd reason I have found spiritually acceptable to waste on dead people. Note, however, that has less to do with me being Discordian, and more to do with me being a superstitious Irishman.

I like that.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I will include his holy name in my litanies tonight, and he will get a portion of Irish whiskey that for some odd reason I have found spiritually acceptable to waste on dead people. Note, however, that has less to do with me being Discordian, and more to do with me being a superstitious Irishman.

I like that.

I will refer to him as Pope David Ecks rather than Pope David the Tenth. Seems right to me.

[Carika]

Well you're right, it was Pope David X (ecks) and not the tenth

[East Coast Hustle]

I may be a day late reading this, but as a professional mariner I feel compelled to honor a discordian who died at sea.

In your brother's honor and in observance of the ancient struggle between Eris and Poseidon, I will perform what is known as the Oceanic Purification Ritual in which the salty and life-depriving water of the sea is treated with the essence of the life-sustaining land and the holy crops it bears that provide humanity's greatest source of sustenance and comfort in times of hardship.




In short, I'm'a pour a beer off the starboard side for him.

[Carika]

lol, that's great!

[DECI4]

Have a pool party in his honor

[covenofleaves]

Hello all! Would any of you who offered up funerary suggestions be interested in chatting with me? I'm working on a collection of funeral rites and would love your input/ideas and so on. (email: covenofleaves@gmail.com or insta: acrowandthedead)

[chaotic neutral observer]

Hello all! Would any of you who offered up funerary suggestions be interested in chatting with me? I'm working on a collection of funeral rites and would love your input/ideas and so on. (email: covenofleaves@gmail.com or insta: acrowandthedead)

Regrettably, the original posters in this thread are either themselves long-since deceased, the unfortunate victims of Spiders, or currently located in Tucson.

[Doktor Howl]

Hello all! Would any of you who offered up funerary suggestions be interested in chatting with me? I'm working on a collection of funeral rites and would love your input/ideas and so on. (email: covenofleaves@gmail.com or insta: acrowandthedead)

Dump them into a wash and let the coyotes manage things.  They're really good at that.

Howl,
In Tucson