I found the solution!

[Cain]

I don't get the whole artificial meat thing.

I mean, I like meat?  But I think I'd rather have real vegetables than fake meat made from plants.

[Frontside Back]

There's loads of money waiting for anyone who will first come up with a substitute to human flesh.

[altered]

I don't get the whole artificial meat thing.

I mean, I like meat?  But I think I'd rather have real vegetables than fake meat made from plants.  Is transforming it into synthetic meat really the best way to prepare a vegetable?

Fake meat is either fungus based, or is based on beets, which aren't any kind of food at all.

I never enjoyed the beet stuff. But fungus is more delicious than you can possibly know until you've stuffed your cavernous mouthhole full of mold gonads.

And anyone who says otherwise has had their primary experience be with CANNED SLICED MUSHROOMS which aren't actually fungus, just flavored rubber

[Doktor Howl]

I don't get the whole artificial meat thing.

I mean, I like meat?  But I think I'd rather have real vegetables than fake meat made from plants.  Is transforming it into synthetic meat really the best way to prepare a vegetable?

Fake meat is either fungus based, or is based on beets, which aren't any kind of food at all.

I never enjoyed the beet stuff. But fungus is more delicious than you can possibly know until you've stuffed your cavernous mouthhole full of mold gonads.

And anyone who says otherwise has had their primary experience be with CANNED SLICED MUSHROOMS which aren't actually fungus, just flavored rubber

This.

[Fujikoma]

Here in Georgia someone who once considered themselves a serious carnivore opened up a burger restaurant... They still love meat, but they make the majority of their burgers with meatless patties because the flavor and texture turn out so much juicier and tastier than the real thing that there's seriously no reason to murder anything for an inferior burger.

[Doktor Howl]

Here in Georgia someone who once considered themselves a serious carnivore opened up a burger restaurant... They still love meat, but they make the majority of their burgers with meatless patties because the flavor and texture turn out so much juicier and tastier than the real thing that there's seriously no reason to murder anything for an inferior burger.

I hate cows. 

[Frontside Back]

I hate cows. 

And plants are keeping them alive, better kill plants first

[Fujikoma]

Cows are spooky, I'll never forget when I was 9 years old... I used to explore my family's land, it was partially used for ranching. One day, in the middle of a huge field, I picked up a stick and began randomly scribing strange runes in the dirt. I was so absorbed in my task I forgot my surroundings.

I was reminded by an inquisitive "moooOOOO!" behind me. I turned to look, and there, was a longhorn steer, staring at me curiously. He and I were completely encircled by cows, all standing in a line, looking in at us at the center. I looked up, and said "Um, hi?" and they stared for another few minutes, before moving on.