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You will notice that EoC is no longer claiming to be Mexico
« on: November 18, 2019, 03:15:44 pm »
Everyone knows that I am the legitimate Mexico, despite EoC's PARTISAN WITCH HUNT.  The rumors of me being a lizard person are FAKE NEWS started by EoC and his deep state cronies.  It is time to get back on track.  It is time to get BIGLY FOCUSED.  EoC is 100,000,000 years old, it's time for him to go home.  Besides, nobody in Mexico likes stegosauruses.  They're BAD NEWS.
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Re: You will notice that EoC is no longer claiming to be Mexico
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2019, 03:35:52 pm »
Whens the last time you heard of a stegosaur running for a public office?

And then what happened?

EoC meteored the earth! I have incontrovertible evidence of his criminal actions that I found on a blog with a black background and yellow MS Comic Sans font.
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Re: You will notice that EoC is no longer claiming to be Mexico
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2019, 03:58:25 pm »
He is LITERALLY FROM THE SWAMP.
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Re: You will notice that EoC is no longer claiming to be Mexico
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2019, 04:08:17 pm »
He also is corrupt and evil, as befits a several million year old dinolich. We know all about his nefarious deeds in service to Big Lizard, and his scheming with the deep-time state. Were working with the Pterodactyl Handler to expose his lies, and Salazore will pay for it!
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Re: You will notice that EoC is no longer claiming to be Mexico
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2019, 11:50:55 pm »

It's actually funny cause we call "dinosaurs" all the older politicians which are sort of the equivalent of the "Ancien Regime"... mostly PRI politicians, the Senate and all the fuckers that are "plurinominals" (the ones that jump around different charges in different institutions, for different parties, depending where they need them).
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Re: You will notice that EoC is no longer claiming to be Mexico
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2019, 12:45:47 am »

It's actually funny cause we call "dinosaurs" all the older politicians which are sort of the equivalent of the "Ancien Regime"... mostly PRI politicians, the Senate and all the fuckers that are "plurinominals" (the ones that jump around different charges in different institutions, for different parties, depending where they need them).

I keep forgetting you weren't here for The Election, nor for the second half of the joke.
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Re: You will notice that EoC is no longer claiming to be Mexico
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2019, 12:47:11 am »
https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,34184.msg1242484.html#msg1242484

The chicanery starts at post 17.

And of course in about 30 other threads.
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Re: You will notice that EoC is no longer claiming to be Mexico
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2019, 02:51:36 am »
Was there ever a mega thread of the Mexico madness?

I got back here well after it was over, I was just talking truth to EoCs Mexico here with no knowledge of the true depth of his evil ways.
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Re: You will notice that EoC is no longer claiming to be Mexico
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2019, 04:11:18 am »

It's actually funny cause we call "dinosaurs" all the older politicians which are sort of the equivalent of the "Ancien Regime"... mostly PRI politicians, the Senate and all the fuckers that are "plurinominals" (the ones that jump around different charges in different institutions, for different parties, depending where they need them).

I keep forgetting you weren't here for The Election, nor for the second half of the joke.

I was sort of, but no worries, the population is never here for The Electiontm in general terms  :lulz:

Dead people voting and all that jazz, and living people's votes getting nulled or thrown in the trash can.
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Re: You will notice that EoC is no longer claiming to be Mexico
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2019, 02:11:36 pm »

Dead people voting and all that jazz, and living people's votes getting nulled or thrown in the trash can.

I feel personally attacked.
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Re: You will notice that EoC is no longer claiming to be Mexico
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2019, 02:24:01 pm »

Dead people voting and all that jazz, and living people's votes getting nulled or thrown in the trash can.

Is that this trashcan?


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Re: You will notice that EoC is no longer claiming to be Mexico
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2019, 08:48:52 pm »

Dead people voting and all that jazz, and living people's votes getting nulled or thrown in the trash can.

I feel personally attacked.

You should. I've always supported the struggle of the posthumous rights movement.

Death is no excuse to stop having the horrors of life inflicted on you. Just look at unemployment for example. Did you know there's nearly a 100% unemployment rate for the dead? It's a massive scandal.
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Re: You will notice that EoC is no longer claiming to be Mexico
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2019, 03:18:23 pm »

Dead people voting and all that jazz, and living people's votes getting nulled or thrown in the trash can.

I feel personally attacked.

You should. I've always supported the struggle of the posthumous rights movement.

Death is no excuse to stop having the horrors of life inflicted on you. Just look at unemployment for example. Did you know there's nearly a 100% unemployment rate for the dead? It's a massive scandal.

Not here we don't.  We have 2.6% unemployment among the dead.
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Re: You will notice that EoC is no longer claiming to be Mexico
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2019, 04:00:45 pm »
Oho I see my lizard person opponent has come crawling out from his heat rock again. See how he lies with cricket legs still stuck in his teeth!

The People need a Mexico with eons of experience. Someone who can smash Juntakenstein with a spiked tail of Justice. Now you might say EoC, that sounds an awful lot like what the last surviving stegosaurus might say. But even baseless accusations such as these are permitted under the protective ridged spine of Free Speech. And besides, even if I were, for example, a literal dinosaur well, being a dinosaur is not a crime.
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Re: You will notice that EoC is no longer claiming to be Mexico
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2019, 04:06:12 pm »
Oho I see my lizard person opponent has come crawling out from his heat rock again. See how he lies with cricket legs still stuck in his teeth!

The People need a Mexico with eons of experience. Someone who can smash Juntakenstein with a spiked tail of Justice. Now you might say EoC, that sounds an awful lot like what the last surviving stegosaurus might say. But even baseless accusations such as these are permitted under the protective ridged spine of Free Speech. And besides, even if I were, for example, a literal dinosaur well, being a dinosaur is not a crime.

So, the Never-Hamisher has started his partisan witch hunt again.  People are saying that his DNA test came back, and he's not a Stegosaurus.  He's really a Eoraptor.  That's basically a sheep with teeth.  Just terrible, let me tell you.  Can a carnivorous sheep grow the economy?  Of course not.  I built the best Mexico EVER in HISTORY.  It's tremendous.  DON'T LISTEN TO THE ENDOTHERM.  He wants America to kowtow to the European Union, which is somewhere in Europe.  Experts tell me THAT'S NOT EVEN IN AMERICA.  Gila2020.  MAKE AMERICA EXOTHERMIC AGAIN.  ALSO MEXICO.
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